Interviews with Danks & Masset

[the fluffer]

Kinda noisy in the background... usual stuff... both seem like cool guys and team players.


John Danks (mms://a1503.v108692.c10869.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/1503/10869/v0001/mlb.download.akamai.com/10869/2007/open/teams07/cha/video/022407_danks_int_400.wmv)

Nick Masset (mms://a1503.v108692.c10869.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/1503/10869/v0001/mlb.download.akamai.com/10869/2007/open/teams07/cha/video/022407_masset_int_400.wmv)

[Lucifer]

Man both of these guys have great attitudes. Danks understands that he may or may not make the team but knows he's he'll be here soon. Massett doesnt care where the Sox put him as long as he can help the team unlike Brandon. Give it a year or two and KW will look like a genius for making that trade.

[whitesoxfan123]

the phillies are a poor excuse for a franchise

[Unregistered]

Man both of these guys have great attitudes. Danks understands that he may or may not make the team but knows he's he'll be here soon. Massett doesnt care where the Sox put him as long as he can help the team unlike Brandon. Give it a year or two and KW will look like a genius for making that trade.

A co-worker of mine is best friends with Massett's sister. When he got traded they all went out and got blitzed to celebrate being traded to a team that's got a chance of winning. :thumbsup: to Massett.

[Bonzosa]

A co-worker of mine is best friends with Massett's sister. When he got traded they all went out and got blitzed to celebrate being traded to a team that's got a chance of winning. :thumbsup: to Massett.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

[Unregistered]

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

It wasn't gossip, you turd. I'm just relaying events. :jagoff:

P.S. Ferris Bueller references will get you nowhere, regardless of how well-placed they are. :D

[Bonzosa]

It wasn't gossip, you turd. I'm just relaying events. :jagoff:

P.S. Ferris Bueller references will get you nowhere, regardless of how well-placed they are. :D

:shrug:
It was worth the try for a cheap laugh.
I'm like Sara Silverman in that way...:rolleyes:
http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/sarah_silverman/sarah_silverman-crotch_02.jpg

[Unregistered]

:shrug:
It was worth the try for a cheap laugh.
I'm like Sara Silverman in that way...:rolleyes:
http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/sarah_silverman/sarah_silverman-crotch_02.jpg

You'll anger Zoso speaking ill of Sarah Silverman. Although I don't think it's her fantastic sense of humor that Zoso's after... :shrug:

[1951Campbell]

the phillies are a poor excuse for a franchise

I live in PA and get plenty of Phils coverage, I think that is not the case. :shrug:

[fquaye14ten]

You'll anger Zoso speaking ill of Sarah Silverman. Although I don't think it's her fantastic sense of humor that Zoso's after... :shrug:

but you'll please me, rival or not.

sarah silverman can go to hell

[SoxEd]

You'll anger Zoso speaking ill of Sarah Silverman. Although I don't think it's her fantastic sense of humor that Zoso's after... :shrug:

I don't care how big of a macher he is on here, he stands no chance with a nice Jewish girl like Sarah.

She'll not be seen with any shygetz - not even if he is doctored in an -ology.

Zoso's a goy, he'd have to be meshuggeneh to think that her mother would let him into the family.

:oldman:

And now, back to your regularly-scheduled postings....

[Unregistered]

I don't care how big of a macher he is on here, he stands no chance with a nice Jewish girl like Sarah.

She'll not be seen with any shygetz - not even if he is doctored in an -ology.

Zoso's a goy, he'd have to be meshuggeneh to think that her mother would let him into the family.

:oldman:

And now, back to your regularly-scheduled postings....

Well she's dating Jimmy Kimmel - who's a twice divorced (with kids) Catholic, so Fquaye and Zoso aren't lookin' too shabby at this point. Except for the whole "not a millionaire" thing. :cool:

[SoxEd]

Well she's dating Jimmy Kimmel - who's a twice divorced (with kids) Catholic, so Fquaye and Zoso aren't lookin' too shabby at this point. Except for the whole "not a millionaire" thing. :cool:

Kimmel, shmimmel - don't make me plotz!

She should stop shaming the shtetl, and settle down with a nice Jewish boy - I hear the Goldstein's eldest boy just graduated from Harvard with an MBA you know - doesn't she want me to have any grandchildren....
:oldman:


My apologies to all concerned.