Dorms suck

[SectionBNole]

So I'm finished with my assignments for the night and I'm starting to lay down and the freaking fire alarm goes off. 45 minutes later and here I am. :mad:

[Myrtle]

So I'm finished with my assignments for the night and I'm starting to lay down and the freaking fire alarm goes off. 45 minutes later and here I am. :mad:

That used to happen to me all the time when I lived in the dorms. Once, we had a fire alarm go off at 4am when I have a huge fucking exam the next morning at 8. I got absolutely no sleep and was pissed as all hell.

[SectionBNole]

That used to happen to me all the time when I lived in the dorms. Once, we had a fire alarm go off at 4am when I have a huge fucking exam the next morning at 8. I got absolutely no sleep and was pissed as all hell.

I think they shouldnt allow students to cook in here anymore. They always screw it up.

[SectionBNole]

Speaking of chips, im hungry.

[zmz]

My dorm is newly renovated, has heat/air conditioning, and used to be a triple, but there weren't enough students to fill the rooms, so now my roommate and I are living in a triple :rock:

Oh, and the fire alarm went off twice today :mad:

[SectionBNole]

Wow thats sweet. The freshman dorms here are pretty bad.

Figures, they are renovating this one next year.

[SectionBNole]

If inspector gadget was here the alarm would never go off

[TeeDeeGee]

Our fire alarm went off one morning really early last semester.
I almost slept through it, trying to force myself not to realize what it was, cause I was tired as fuck.
After a couple minutes, my roomate wakes me up, I grab a jacket and stumble outside.

Of course, it's drizzling, and pretty fucking cold. So we're out there for a while, fire trucks come, and two police cars come to the intersection by where we're all standing, presumably to block it so cars don't come and get in the way of the fire trucks. So not even 5 minutes later some dumb fuck just speeds right past the police cars, and one of them goes after them.
Laff.

So anyway, we're out there, and it's starting to rain a little harder. The cop who is still there gets out of the car and walks over to us. He says something along the lines of:

"There's a big storm that's gonna hit in the next 5 minutes or so...So if you need me I'll be in my squad car."

Self-centered jackass. We were out there for another good 15 minutes or so, but they finally let us into the building, and we're all fucking soaked.

[SectionBNole]

Whatever im going to sleep. Screw dorms.

[zmz]

Our fire alarm went off one morning really early last semester.
I almost slept through it, trying to force myself not to realize what it was, cause I was tired as fuck.
After a couple minutes, my roomate wakes me up, I grab a jacket and stumble outside.

Of course, it's drizzling, and pretty fucking cold. So we're out there for a while, fire trucks come, and two police cars come to the intersection by where we're all standing, presumably to block it so cars don't come and get in the way of the fire trucks. So not even 5 minutes later some dumb fuck just speeds right past the police cars, and one of them goes after them.
Laff.

So anyway, we're out there, and it's starting to rain a little harder. The cop who is still there gets out of the car and walks over to us. He says something along the lines of:

"There's a big storm that's gonna hit in the next 5 minutes or so...So if you need me I'll be in my squad car."

Self-centered jackass. We were out there for another good 15 minutes or so, but they finally let us into the building, and we're all fucking soaked.

You actually go outside? :omg:
The alarm has rung probably a 20 times this year, and everytime we just close and lock our doors.

[TeeDeeGee]

You actually go outside? :omg:
The alarm has rung probably a 20 times this year, and everytime we just close and lock our doors.

The RA comes around and makes sure everyone is out. :shrug:

[zmz]

The RA comes around and makes sure everyone is out. :shrug:

So just lock your door and pretend you are in class or in the library .



:shrug:

[Iwritecode]

Eat.

iKeE3saeguY

Inspector Gaget sucks. Penny and Brain always did all the work and he took all the credit.

[TeeDeeGee]

So just lock your door and pretend you are in class or in the library .



:shrug:
Hmm...
But what if it's a real fire?

You'd all be pretty fucking upset if I burned to death.
:rolleyes:
:D

[Unregistered]

UyK0C1g30M8

Is it really your birthday today (3/22)?

You're just pulling a Chips aren't you?

[SoxFan76]

The dorms to this day was the best experience of my college career. I still talk to a lot of people from my floor, and most of those people are my best friends. First semester we drank EVERY DAY, but quickly learned our lesson. Other than that, our doors were always open, most of us were up until 2am if not later, and our doors were still open, it was never boring.

[Unregistered]

No.

Yes.

Well what the fuck am I going to do with all these balloons now? :shrug:

[zmz]

The dorms to this day was the best experience of my college career. I still talk to a lot of people from my floor, and most of those people are my best friends. First semester we drank EVERY DAY, but quickly learned our lesson. Other than that, our doors were always open, most of us were up until 2am if not later, and our doors were still open, it was never boring.

Heh Heh, we tried that, boxer runs, stink bombs, etc., but the bitches on the 3rd floor are bitches and they got one of my friends suspended for harassment! :eek: :mad:

Needless to say, the pranks have subsided a bit.

[SoxFan76]

No, we didn't do anything stupid, we just had fun.

Well, I did all the stupid stuff. I would walk around the floor in my boxers when I was drunk because "I live here, and it's what I do at home, so I'm doing it here."

I also had a karaoke hour with a couple floormates in the girls bathroom while they were taking a shower. Hey, I was invited. I wasn't IN the shower, but outside.

I had 14 people drinking in my 2 person dorm room. And I lived RIGHT next door to the CA (RA to most, CA at NIU).

[SectionBNole]

How is it the dorms fault?

I would blame Bobby Bowden and Peter Tom Willis. Those two belong in a dusty jail is where they belong.

Why do you say that?

[StockdaleforVeep]

I just slept thru em

twere it a real fire, there'd be panic outside and alot of screaming

[SectionBNole]

You can't sleep through our alarm. Its way too freakin loud.

[Myrtle]

I just slept thru em

twere it a real fire, there'd be panic outside and alot of screaming

Sleeping through the alarms is impossible. Plus, most of the time there IS actually a fire, unless it's some kind of monthly drill. People setting the microwave on fire, people who don't know how to cook using the kitchens, stupid girls who think they need to straighten their hair (while completely destroying it in the process) leaving their straighteners on, etc.

May not be large fires, but small dorm fires are actually quite common and you may not even realize it when you live there.

[fquaye14ten]

No, we didn't do anything stupid, we just had fun.

Well, I did all the stupid stuff. I would walk around the floor in my boxers when I was drunk because "I live here, and it's what I do at home, so I'm doing it here."

I also had a karaoke hour with a couple floormates in the girls bathroom while they were taking a shower. Hey, I was invited. I wasn't IN the shower, but outside.

I had 14 people drinking in my 2 person dorm room. And I lived RIGHT next door to the CA (RA to most, CA at NIU).

bro!:)

[SectionBNole]

Confusion? Let's get with the program here. It's pretty obvious that confusion is just a state of mind brought by lack of understanding. Too not understand is to not be not confused and vice versa. Get me a hat.

P.S. You seem new here, so let me clue in on something. Everything I say and do is right.




Yes sir... ?

[Unregistered]

Yes sir... ?

Don't listen to ol' Chips for brains. He just talks a lot and nobody pays attention. [smiley]

[SectionBNole]

Sure seems like it

[fquaye14ten]

a chip off the old block

[SectionBNole]

Chips,what is it that causes your dislike for FSU?

[SectionBNole]

Oh you mean the school that has committed these violations?

Agent Issues
Fred Taylor - Dealings with agent Tank Black
Reidel Anthony - Dealings with agent Tank Black
Ike Hilliard- Dealings with agent Tank Black
Javon Kearse - Dealings with agent Tank Black
Jacquez Green - Dealings with agent Tank Black
Mike Peterson - Dealings with agent Tank Black
Reggie McGrew - Dealings with agent Tank Black
Johnny Rutledge - Dealings with agent Tank Black
Keith Council - ?Dealings with agent Tank Black
Tim Beauchamp - Dealings with agent Mike McDonald
Dock Pollard - Dealings with agent Mike McDonald
Mo Collins - Accepted cash from agent
Tony George - Family at Holiday Inn on agents credit card


Thefts
Jabar Gaffney - Multi thefts of money and items
Reidel Anthony - Credit card fraud
Fred Taylor - Credit card fraud - some law books among other things
Ron Graddy - Multiple offenses including accessory armed Robbery, driving a getaway car
Doc Pollard - Multiple - Book theft - skipping classes
Jamie Richardson - Threw a deadly missile into a restaurant, aggravated battery (pool stick), credit card fraud
Damian Hill - Book theft
Pat Browning - DUI, Purse theft
Takeo Brown - Domestic Violence (slammed pregnant girlfriend), credit card fraud

Assault
Derrick Corker - Domestic battery and criminal mischief
Dwight Edge - Aggravated Stalking, battery
Jamie Richardson - Threw a deadly missile into a restaurant, aggravated battery (pool stick), credit card fraud
Anthony Mitchel - Misdemeanor Battery
Ernie Badeaux - Battery, Battery
Johnie Church - Domestic Violence (assaulted wife)
Elijah Williams - Sexual Battery, obstructing an officer without violence, coercing witnesses to lie

Takeo Brown - Domestic Violence (slammed pregnant girlfriend), credit card fraud
Tony Davis - Held girlfriend over the railing of her fourth-floor dormitory balcony and threatened to let her go
Aubrey Hill - Assault women
Darren Hambrick - Assault with deadly weapon
Anthony Riggins - Assault with deadly weapon
Willie Jackson - Attacked police officer at Gator Growl

DUI/Driving
Pat Browning - DUI, Purse stealer, theft
Ryan Kalich - DUI, crashed into an off-duty deputy
Ian Skinner - 15 Days jail - multiple driving infractions

Drugs
Gerard Warren - Marijuana possession
Ian Skinner - X
Weedo
Guns
Zach Zedalis - Gun in dorm

Betting
Kyle Morris - Betting on football
Shane Matthews - Betting on football games

Unknown
Eugene McCaslin - 3 game rules violation
Author unknown

(this list does not include the Gaffney and Respert incidents)
1999) Derrick Corker - Arrested for domestic battery and criminal mischief.
1999) Dwight Edge - Felony Stalking.
1999) Rod Graddy - Accessory Armed Robbery.
1998) Dwight Edge - Misdemeanor battery.
1998) Jamie Richardson - aggravated battery.
1997) Anothny Mitchell - misdemeanor battery.
1997) Ernie Badeaux - Assualt.
1997) Elijah Williams - Sexual assualt.
1996) Jamie Richardson - Charged with throwing a deadly missile into a restaurant.
1995) Ernie Badeaux - Charged with hitting someone in the back of the head.
1995) Johnie Church - Domestic violence.
1995) Teako Brown - Aggravated battery against his girlfriend.

I know a few are missing and I'm only going back to '97 (I only found the recent, someone else found the others, but a little more digging would turn up more).

[fquaye14ten]

hey come on----let's not invoke the laundry list of complaints against free shoes university

[SectionBNole]

It's not as long as UF's and I can promise you that. That was only a portion of the list that I have stored on my computer.

[SectionBNole]

Alright, invoke it. Seriously, I want to see it.

It's time you give up on the Peter Warrick scandal.It wasn't even half as bad as some of the UF issues.

Avery Atkins shoots off an AK-47 at his apartment but you probably never even heard of it. FSU and Miami get a terrible wrap from the Florida media since most of the sports journalists are grads from the UF journalism school.

[fquaye14ten]

oh come on...how about the laundry list of players who weren't eligible to play in bowl games because THEY COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO SHOW UP TO THEIR FINAL EXAMS

[SectionBNole]

I can get that comparison for you also. He was late and locked out not to mention an idiot. It's not as if he stayed home or something. And how the hell does that compare to firing an AK-47 into an apartment.

This is stupid, your a hog fan and you dont have the information that people down here have.

[fquaye14ten]

are you talking about a single person? I'm talking about a number of people.

look---I don't care about either school. I think they're both essentially non-entities in my care-itude...I just don't think a Seminoles fan should be pointing fingers at another's program. No program is squeaky clean, but among College football programs, all 3 florida schools have a less than sterling rep, and rightly so

[SectionBNole]

List them.

I never pointed fingers, if you re-read the thread see who called who free shoes U.

[SectionBNole]

Something you need to understand is that people constantly use the free shoes crap against us and we get sick of it real quick especially when it comes from schools who have been on probation before when we havent.

[fquaye14ten]

List them.

I never pointed fingers, if you re-read the thread see who called who free shoes U.

I called them free shoes u. It's a joke. :rolleyes:

I'm a Notre Dame fan. You want to compare reputations?

[SectionBNole]

Oh now i get it!

You're still bitter over '93...

[fquaye14ten]

haha you better believe it. I'm also bitter about 2003 when you blanked us in South Bend.

[SectionBNole]

I was pretty nervous at the end of that game. It took a Leroy Smith pick 6 deep in our own territory to preserve that shut out.

[fquaye14ten]

yeah it was a real nail biter :(

[SectionBNole]

We wanted that goose egg

[Unregistered]

It's you're and he's an damn Irish fan.

Way to come to his rescue an hour after they established that. [eyeroll] [bandance] [secretfap]

[SectionBNole]

good post :rolleyes:

[fquaye14ten]

Way to come to his rescue an hour after they established that. [eyeroll] [bandance] [secretfap]

STOP BRACKETING THEM SHITTTTS

[SectionBNole]

No thanks

[fquaye14ten]

ladies please

i'm trying to yell at UNREG here

[Unregistered]

ladies please

i'm trying to yell at UNREG here

They don't show up either way. I figure brackets will at least inform you of the smiley I'd use in the given situation. [shrug] :shrug:

[fquaye14ten]

[taking a big dump] shrug

[fquaye14ten]

[poop on a stick that chips is eating like a popsicle]


: )

[StockdaleforVeep]

Sleeping through the alarms is impossible. Plus, most of the time there IS actually a fire, unless it's some kind of monthly drill. People setting the microwave on fire, people who don't know how to cook using the kitchens, stupid girls who think they need to straighten their hair (while completely destroying it in the process) leaving their straighteners on, etc.

May not be large fires, but small dorm fires are actually quite common and you may not even realize it when you live there.


That is the worst smell in the world when girls iron their hair

[chisoxfanatic]

I remember living at Watterson Towers back at ISU and having to go down 28 flights of stairs from the laundry room when I was doing laundry one Sunday night. The cause of the fire alarm going off: some dumbfuck throwing a lit cigarette down the trash chute.

We also had some drunk decide to disconnect a dryer and throw it down the stairwell.

Back at ISU, we had to evacuate our room, because our RA had a universal key for all rooms on our floor and did "checks" of each room before leaving themselves. I once ended up hiding in my closet until the RA checked my room, because I didn't wanna be freezing my ass off in December.