L'Shana Tovah, SATC

[Unregistered]

Happy New Year, SATC Jews.

Last year was a flaming bag of dog shit and I'm glad it's over, no matter which religion says so.

Get bent, 5767/2007. Welcome 5768/2008.


That is all. :shrug:

[Pick a name, Buddy]

Shazbot!

[fquaye14ten]

Happy New Year, SATC Jews.

Last year was a flaming bag of dog shit and I'm glad it's over, no matter which religion says so.

Get bent, 5767/2007. Welcome 5768/2008.


That is all. :shrug:

:whistle:

[SoxFan76]

Mazeltov, shalom, etc.

[Goose]

I knew a L'Shana Tovah in highschool.


What a slut.

[SFS04]

How is Chips gonna help Reba celebrate the new year?

[Timmy D's]

I hadnt realized it was the Jewish new year!!:( If I had I woulda gone out and partied my ass off all night like it was 5799!! Booze all night, hell I woulda brougt the coke out of retirement!!!
Next job I get, I'm gonna tell them I am Jewish!!! In fact I think we should all do this, and we can take advantage of some of these bonus holidays!!
Seriously, let's be smart about this. We get the regular vacation days the rest of the world takes off, and, but wait theres more, we get some bonus days off in there as well!! :rock: I had been thinking the stretch between Labor day and Thanksgfiving was WAY to long as it was, this would break it up nicely.
P.S. I am giving up the Meth for 5768!! It's gonna be hard, but by gollie I'm gonna try not to tweek this year!!

[weebs1818]

L'shana tovah everyone! I'm currently eating apples and honey whilst sipping on a glass of Manischevitz.

[Doug Simpson]

Merry New Year.

[cheeses_h_rice]

:chips,suchayid:

[Dan Mega]

Happy Rosh Hashanah!

I'm celebrating by drinking a cup of coffee and throwing paperclips at my boss.

[Dan Mega]

Lutherans Rule
:fact:

[weebs1818]

JEWtherans rule is what you meant to say, Dan.

[SFS04]

JEWtherans rule is what you meant to say, Dan.

:rolling:

[Dan Mega]

he he he
ha ha ha
ho ho ho

[Hangar18]

Mazel Tov

[Hangar18]

I thought Rosh Hashanah was a Running back for the Bears?

[IWMB]

i was gonna post something about the holiday, but figured all the anti-semitic remarks it would get would make it not worth it. I was right

[Unregistered]

All the stupid posts have been split into one big anti-Semetic megathread in the Locker Room so this one can still have a thread of respect.

I assume the same will be said for Christmas, Easter and any other religious holiday threads as well...

[Prope]

Isn't Yom Kippur in the next couple of months or so? Or does it change months?

[JohnBasedowYoda]

All the stupid posts have been split into one big anti-Semetic megathread in the Locker Room so this one can still have a thread of respect.

I assume the same will be said for Christmas, Easter and any other religious holiday threads as well...


I have a sneaking suspicion that most people on this site, be it Jew or Gentile, do not take an active part in religious participation. :shrug:

So let's get off the Cross.



^pun intended
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[SFS04]

I don't!

[Unregistered]

I have a sneaking suspicion that most people on this site, be it Jew or Gentile, do not take an active part in religious participation. :shrug:

So let's get off the Cross.


That doesn't mean they're not offended by stupid religious bashing.

Posts this this should tell you that:
i was gonna post something about the holiday, but figured all the anti-semitic remarks it would get would make it not worth it. I was right

[JohnBasedowYoda]

I help to partake in mitzvah's.


get the IMG thing out of my post, dude

That doesn't mean they're not offended by stupid religious bashing.

Posts this this should tell you that:


I thought he was being sarcastic

[maurice]

You know who serves a good knish? Manny's Deli.

Mmmm, knish.

[Unregistered]

For a place with so many Jews, I'm not really too impressed with the Jewish food out in NYC.

[JohnBasedowYoda]

For a place with so many Jews, I'm not really too impressed with the Jewish food out in NYC.


What does Kramer try making in that episode with the Jewish singles?

Jerry says it's awful and asks why there's dirt on it.

I can't for the life of me even figure out if it's meat or bread.

Krepla or someshuch

[SFS04]

Kreplach, waspy. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kreplach)

[Unregistered]

I don't think I've ever had Kreplach before.

Pass.


New scene.
Jerry walks into his apartment; there are pots and pans bubbling on the stove.

Jerry: What the hell is going on here?

Kramer comes running in holding a scalding pot full of dumplings, he drops the
pot into the sink and cools his burnt fingers.

Jerry: What are you doing?

Kramer: I got three kitchens going. I got brisket going at Newman's, I got
kugel working at Mrs. Zamfino's, this is kreplach. Here, try some of this.

Jerry: No, I don't want to.

Kramer: Eat, eat! You're skin and bones.

Jerry gabs a fork and tastes a piece.

Kramer: Hah?

Jerry: Oh, this is awful.

Kramer: Jerry, it's kreplach. It's an acquired taste, yeah.

Kramer bites into one and spits it out.

Jerry: Did you follow the recipe?

Kramer: The recipe was for four to six people; I had to multiply for a hundred
and eighty-three people. I guess I got confused.

Jerry: It tastes like dirt.

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Looks good but also looks like the typical ethnic dumpling that most cuisines have.


"waspy?"

[maurice]

The Renaissance Hotel in Northbrook serves a mean chicken soup with matzo balls and kreplach.

[SFS04]

waspy, white anglo saxon protestant, as in: damn far from jewish.

[JohnBasedowYoda]

I'm a slav.


Also I posted a heartfelt apology aimed at Jews in the splinter thread

[soxwon]

What about Shania Twain?
Boy is she beautifull!!!

[maurice]

There used to be a pretty good faux Jewish deli in Sears Tower, but the building replaced the Levis with another restaurant group.

[Ziggy]

May you be inscribed in the Book of Life.

[weebs1818]

Bagels & lox is the best Jewish contribution to the culinary world.

[SFS04]

smoked salmon

[SFS04]

LOX IS SMOKED SALMON

[SFS04]

Chips you are thinking of roe.

[SFS04]

Eating a slice of raw tuna is like biting into the Lord himself.

Michelle or Kim is wrong (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lox_%28salmon%29)

[weebs1818]

Fish is good for you

[Unregistered]

Eating a slice of raw tuna is like biting into the Lord himself.

Michelle or Kim is wrong (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lox_%28salmon%29)

No need to show your work that lox aren't "fish eggs."

Who fucking doesn't know what lox are, Chipper? Yikezors.

[maurice]

Omega-3 fatty acids FTW!

Toasted bagel + cream cheese + lox = breakfast of champions.

Hold the capers, onions, and whatever else they try to give me.

[weebs1818]

Chips needs to come with a "what to feed me" manual.

[fquaye14ten]

feed me rappers or feed me beats

^^^lil wayne drops lots of hints of gaydom

[weebs1818]

True.

[CaptainBallz]

What will happen when the Christmas thread gets hijacked by a food thread??






*fires up IPOD-- Gets served some Yellow Submarine

:guitar:

[Unregistered]

Michelle didn't.

Michelle needs to get out and try cuisine from around the globe. Or just go to a damn deli once in a while. What does she eat, hot dogs and grilled cheese?

[SFS04]

Lox is pretty good.

Personally I dig the brisket that Jews are quite fond of.

[CaptainBallz]

I was born at the exact moment of the Winter Solstice 1977...

I think I have a claim to the whole "birth celebration" thing that these damn christians try and gay up with teh HayZoo...

[CaptainBallz]

You and both those girls are idiots

[Unregistered]

:laff:

[SFS04]

Ballz is dead on in this case.

You people who don't know what lox is....:ridiculous:

[CaptainBallz]

Everything I know about lox, I learned from The Great American Bagel.

[weebs1818]

Where does one get a quality bagel in Chicago? Without going to Skokie.

[CaptainBallz]

The Great American Bagel.

[weebs1818]

:laff: you might be right about that

[CaptainBallz]

I don't think those places are doing so hot these days though...

[SFS04]

Where does one get a quality bagel in Chicago? Without going to Skokie.

The Bagel on Broadway/Wellington-ish

Manny's Deli, Jefferson just north of Roosevelt

[CaptainBallz]

:cookies:!!!! omgomgomgomgomg!!!

:nervous:

[CaptainBallz]

There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing
Is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring
There are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you


Band-Aid wrote some sinister ass lyrics...

[maurice]

What will happen when the Christmas thread gets hijacked by a food thread??
The Christmas thread is guaranteed to be a food thread.
I jacked a Daver thread with talk of X-Mas food, so I imagine that the food-enthusiasts should have no problem jacking the X-Mas thread.

Personally I dig the brisket that Jews are quite fond of.

Brisket should be corned and served with potatoes and cabbage. All other briskets are inferior.

This public service message brought to you by the Irish-American Alliance.

[SFS04]

My family goes balls out for christmas, it's great, usually filet mignon or something like that, lots of cookies, lots of appetizers and shit, only thing that sucks is the trip out to NY, I hate holiday travel. Other than that christmas gets two :thumbsup: from KN.

[fquaye14ten]

i hate irish people

[CaptainBallz]

Go...do something one fourth Chinese or something.

I think him sucking covers that...

[Myrtle]

I think him sucking covers that...

:racist:

[maurice]

Seems there's Irish people everywhere . . . or people that want to be.

[CaptainBallz]

:S

[SFS04]

I am not irish, i don't want to be, i am italian and some other random shit like english, but the italian side raised me.

[CaptainBallz]

Tell me true tell me why was Jesus crucified
Is it for this that daddy died?
Was it for you? was it me?
Did i watch too much t.v.?
Is that a hint of accusation in your eyes?
If it wasn't for the nips
Being so good at building ships
The yards would still be open on the clyde
And it can't be much fun for them
Beneath the rising sun
With all their kids committing suicide

[maurice]

Pfft, Val says the same thing, but all you Dago broads KNOW that you wanna be Irish . . . at least by injection.

Well, maybe not Val . . .

:D

[SFS04]

Italians drink wine, eat pasta, sounds like a solid setup to me.

[Doug Simpson]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/thunderstruk/moreCowbell.gif (http://photobucket.com/)

[Fieldsfan27]

My mom made a brisket last night. It was pretty solid.


Happy New Year everyone!
Now, I just need to stop writing 5767 on my checks.

[Prope]

I was born at the exact moment of the Winter Solstice 1977...

I think I have a claim to the whole "birth celebration" thing that these damn christians try and gay up with teh HayZoo...
You could probably stand on your head, or something.


That may be an egg.

[maurice]

I'm making broiled salmon, stuffed with oil, lemon, garlic, and fresh basil.

[Prope]

Best salmon I ever had was at Cafe Ba-ba-reeba.

Citrus salmon - cold.

[Prope]

Last night I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME.

[JohnBasedowYoda]

As the evening sun faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.

[maurice]

Toasted up some flax bread, slathered on some cream cheese, then the salmon.

Deeeee-lish.