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JohnBasedowYoda
03-20-2007, 05:14 PM
I've compiled pictures of all the "ladies" Zoso has taken to the mat lately.

Can you tell which are actually women? (http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html#)
JohnBasedowYoda
03-20-2007, 05:16 PM
The name Zoso is completely fictional and was not intended to be anyone you know in real life.
cheeses_h_rice
03-20-2007, 05:26 PM
11/16

:omg:
JohnBasedowYoda
03-20-2007, 05:29 PM
11/16

:omg:

You're a terrible lookout.
cheeses_h_rice
03-20-2007, 05:33 PM
You're a terrible lookout.

Some of those photos don't tell you anything.

In real life, I have the Adam's apple, bone structure, and voice to go by. I've never been Eddie Murhpied in my life.

:rimshot:
cbotnyse
03-20-2007, 05:39 PM
12/16 :( :bolt:
JohnBasedowYoda
03-20-2007, 05:41 PM
http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/7.jpg

I'm betting her rack is tremendous
SABRSox
03-20-2007, 06:19 PM
14/16. I guessed two were she-males when they were actually ladies.
SectionBNole
03-20-2007, 06:31 PM
12/16
LuvSox
03-20-2007, 06:39 PM
7/16 :omg:

I have ZERO experience with shemales. :shrug:
StockdaleforVeep
03-20-2007, 07:44 PM
13\16
Myrtle
03-20-2007, 08:16 PM
7/16 :omg:

I have ZERO experience with shemales. :shrug:

I got 9/16 if it makes you feel any better. And I am a woman, shouldn't I know this stuff?
oeo
03-20-2007, 08:20 PM
I got a 13...a few of those are a little too ugly to tell. I did pick one as a lady that was a man, though. :o
cheeses_h_rice
03-20-2007, 08:23 PM
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4418/jbymikechipscyndijoe071fd6.jpg

Girl, guy, girl, girl, ....guy?
TeeDeeGee
03-20-2007, 08:30 PM
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4418/jbymikechipscyndijoe071fd6.jpg

Girl, guy, girl, girl, ....guy?

That sounds about right. :D
cheeses_h_rice
03-20-2007, 08:34 PM
Yoda is furiously digging for that Dump/Cheeses T-shirt photo taken at the gathering for the last game of 2006...
Iwritecode
03-20-2007, 10:56 PM
14/16

What's scary is my wife has a coworker who likes to dress in drag. I've seen a few pictures of him and he looks like the one on the top right in the quiz.
SoxFan76
03-20-2007, 10:59 PM
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4418/jbymikechipscyndijoe071fd6.jpg

Girl, guy, girl, girl, ....guy?

Who's all in this pic?
cheeses_h_rice
03-20-2007, 11:11 PM
Who's all in this pic?

Yoda, Chisoxmike, Chips, Robiwho and The Dude.
SoxFan76
03-20-2007, 11:21 PM
Yoda, Chisoxmike, Chips, Robiwho and The Dude.

I recognized Chips, that's it.

I always like to put the name with the face.
SoxFan76
03-20-2007, 11:26 PM
Suuuuuure.

:anal:

Yeah, by name with the face I meant wang in the starfish.
cheeses_h_rice
03-20-2007, 11:27 PM
Here's another shot taken at the 2005 Xmas party, with lots of familiar names. It's actually when I first met Chips, Skottyj, and The Dude.

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5508/wsi2photobucketnj3.jpg

Chisoxgirl, Hangar18, Chips, Skottyj, IronFisk, Chisoxmike, Dump, Cheeses
Myrtle
03-20-2007, 11:32 PM
Yeah, by name with the face I meant wang in the starfish.

So, you think it's weird to hit on girls online, but it's okay to hit on guys?

... you know how I know you're gay?
SoxFan76
03-20-2007, 11:38 PM
http://photos-149.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v65/244/30/30802753/n30802753_32678149_8387.jpg

Me, Stockdale and Zoso at a Sox game. Stockdale offering me a cig, Zoso pressuring me into it. Been smoking ever since. Bastards.
SoxFan76
03-20-2007, 11:40 PM
So, you think it's weird to hit on girls online, but it's okay to hit on guys?

... you know how I know you're gay?

Well, yes!
cheeses_h_rice
03-20-2007, 11:40 PM
Zoso, how come you never make it to any of the gatherings? We're all good people, I think. Some of us are more annoying than others, but...
cheeses_h_rice
03-20-2007, 11:50 PM
I don't know, I've met a few people from the internets but overall it seems kinda gay. However, I'd love to have a beer with you. If you'll be at the 4/28 game against LA, I'll be there with Yoda, Miller and Chips prolly.

Meh, it's not gay. OK, at first it's pretty weird -- I remember going to the first WSI outing and not knowing anyone but Hangar and PHG -- but you drink a few beers and get stupid and all is right with the world.

I don't have tickets to the 4/28 game but I would definitely consider it if those other bastards are joining you.

Oh, and here's one of Dump and Yoda in happier (i.e. pre-bannation) times:

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8823/1001222bw4.jpg
cheeses_h_rice
03-21-2007, 12:05 AM
I just don't care about meeting EVERYONE from the damn board. I only like maybe 2% of all people who posted at WSI anyway...why would I want to hang out with them in real life?

Anyway, we'll all be at that game so it would be rad if you came. :guitar:

The people that make it out to the group gatherings are usually pretty OK, and you tend to gravitate towards people with similar sensibilities, hence the Drinking Team sort of grouping of people, who get together fairly often. Some are more hardcore than others -- when I have a girlfriend, I don't often make the gatherings -- but you see each other often enough that it is fun and not awkward.
StockdaleforVeep
03-21-2007, 04:39 AM
I don't know, I've met a few people from the internets but overall it seems kinda gay. However, I'd love to have a beer with you. If you'll be at the 4/28 game against LA, I'll be there with Yoda, Miller and Chips prolly.
You forgot the one guy who has the fuckin tickets
fquaye14ten
03-21-2007, 09:59 AM
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4418/jbymikechipscyndijoe071fd6.jpg

Girl, guy, girl, girl, ....guy?

and you guys give me shit for MY friends looking young?
Unregistered
03-21-2007, 11:13 AM
Chips looks ready to face the day in his Old Navy Performance Fleece does he not?

It truly is a look for all seasons.
cheeses_h_rice
03-21-2007, 11:22 AM
Chips looks ready to face the day in his Old Navy Performance Fleece does he not?

I think he's asleep in that photo, being held up by Robiwho.

Pretty typical night out for the Chipster...
itsnotrequired
03-21-2007, 11:33 AM
The people that make it out to the group gatherings are usually pretty OK, and you tend to gravitate towards people with similar sensibilities, hence the Drinking Team sort of grouping of people, who get together fairly often. Some are more hardcore than others -- when I have a girlfriend, I don't often make the gatherings -- but you see each other often enough that it is fun and not awkward.

Everywhere I go is the place to be...and so too shall you be there. I invited Zoso to some games last year before I knew about Him but he always turned me down. Maybe he couldn't be left out in the sun? Fear will keep the colonists in line...fear of this battle station.
itsnotrequired
03-21-2007, 11:41 AM
You just picked a few bad days.

Whatever helps you sleep an night, magical talking hat.
23Ventura
03-21-2007, 11:43 AM
14/16 Not bad
itsnotrequired
03-21-2007, 12:02 PM
The thing is I couldn't handle your realness so I bulked up to compensate. Now I can pile drive you onto the flag pole if need be.

I think there are still tickets available for WSI-fest. Get on board and drink wine during the Patio Party until such time as you are fighting drunk.
cheeses_h_rice
03-21-2007, 01:33 PM
Dumbass, Duder wasn't there and I met your sorry ass at the first WSI fest.

Shit, I guess my memory is really faulty.

:jagoff:

OK, now I remember: it was the first time I really talked at length with you. I could have sworn The Dude was there, though.
JohnBasedowYoda
03-22-2007, 01:38 PM
Meh, it's not gay. OK, at first it's pretty weird -- I remember going to the first WSI outing and not knowing anyone but Hangar and PHG -- but you drink a few beers and get stupid and all is right with the world.

I don't have tickets to the 4/28 game but I would definitely consider it if those other bastards are joining you.

Oh, and here's one of Dump and Yoda in happier (i.e. pre-bannation) times:

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8823/1001222bw4.jpg

I fill that shirt nicely.
fquaye14ten
03-22-2007, 01:40 PM
do you still have taht haircut
JohnBasedowYoda
03-22-2007, 01:41 PM
do you still have taht haircut

It's shorter now. It's not a "hairstyle" per se. That's just how it is.
fquaye14ten
03-22-2007, 01:43 PM
that's why i said haircut
JohnBasedowYoda
03-22-2007, 01:44 PM
that's why i said haircut

Then yeah.


Thinking about shaving my head. This mop bottles in the heat
Iwritecode
03-22-2007, 02:03 PM
Thinking about shaving my head. This mop bottles in the heat

I did last summer and I love it. Much easier to take care of. Don't have to worry about brushing it. Doesn't get messed up in the wind anymore...
JohnBasedowYoda
03-22-2007, 02:15 PM
This briefcase and this...haircut!

Don't cut it Yoda. I haven't since my much maligned head shaving back in aught-December. I'm going for the alright aalright...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/meandjohn/matthew-mcconaughey-050-img.jpg

I'm going for the 19th Century Ed Nortononian look
http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060809/16155__the_illusionist_l.jpg


warning:actual JBY doesn't not look like that, take in small doses
cheeses_h_rice
03-22-2007, 02:21 PM
Go for a Kentucky Waterfall look, Yoda. A classic.

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/classifications/01/classic.gif
Myrtle
03-22-2007, 02:48 PM
Thinking about shaving my head. This mop bottles in the heat

:mad:

A bald man is never attractive unless he's black or has a really nicely shaped head.
JohnBasedowYoda
03-22-2007, 02:54 PM
:mad:

A bald man is never attractive unless he's black or has a really nicely shaped head.

Racist.
CaptainBallz
03-22-2007, 03:12 PM
:mad:

A bald man is never attractive unless he's black or has a really nicely shaped head.

What if he's 10 inches long and rapping at your back door?

:shrug:



*rap-rap-rapping*
StockdaleforVeep
03-22-2007, 04:31 PM
i debated biccing my head bald for spring break last year

this year a douche we know did it, im glad i didnt