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chisoxtony
03-19-2007, 10:17 PM
I just got home from a long day! turns out the cat shredded evert damn thing in the house!

there is GD toilet paper all over...bits of white socks..a shirt...bills,e etc..

This is ridiculous! it looks as if there was a freakin blizzard in the living room !:mad:
LuvSox
03-19-2007, 10:18 PM
Sounds like the cat left the CPU alone. hehehehehe.


Seriously, kill that fucking cat already.
Timmy D's
03-19-2007, 10:20 PM
He's gotta go boss!!!
Unregistered
03-19-2007, 10:23 PM
Mark my words: that cat's a piece of shit.

Get a dog. Or a cat microwave. One of those.
23Ventura
03-19-2007, 10:25 PM
Get a dog. Or a cat microwave. One of those.

I used to have a cat when I was a kid. I can remember my brother putting it in a pillow case and swinging around over his head. I miss that cat.
Timmy D's
03-19-2007, 10:28 PM
Seriously throw it in my yard any night Tony. No one will ever know.;) ;)
zmz
03-19-2007, 10:58 PM
I used to have a cat when I was a kid. I can remember my brother putting it in a pillow case and swinging around over his head. I miss that cat.

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

I used to flip my cat in the air, but nothing like that
chisoxtony
03-19-2007, 11:01 PM
This cat hates me big time....it has alreay bitten me twice tonight.

This is definitely my son's cat...
JohnBasedowYoda
03-20-2007, 05:22 PM
A funny thing to do to cats is to cover their feet with something. Like little ziploc bags held on with tape or a rubberband. Fucking drives them crazy and they hop around funny like.

It's hard to get shit on cats feet but this is worth it.
itsnotrequired
03-20-2007, 05:37 PM
A sock over a cat's head is entertaining. They keep trying to back out of it.

The best/worst was when I tied a half-inflated mylar baloon around our cat's waist. She tried slinking away from it but it kept following. Then she freaked out and ran through the kitchen chairs/table. Oh boy, big mess. I felt bad about that one.
JohnBasedowYoda
03-20-2007, 05:39 PM
I heard cats don't like to be inside microwaves.


Advice?
cbotnyse
03-20-2007, 05:43 PM
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LuvSox
03-20-2007, 06:44 PM
A funny thing to do to cats is to cover their feet with something. Like little ziploc bags held on with tape or a rubberband. Fucking drives them crazy and they hop around funny like.

It's hard to get shit on cats feet but this is worth it.

Put a wad of tape on their feet. Hilarity.

Also, kitten bowling is a good drinking game.
Timmy D's
03-20-2007, 07:31 PM
Cap the kitty in the azz w/ a .22 is a scream as well.