More good advice..never feed your cat when you're hungy..

[chisoxtony]

I picked up Anthony and he wanted McDonalds (which I don't eat) and then it was off to home.

The cat bit me right away as I opened the door (since HE was hungry) so I opened up a can of Fancy Feast tuna flavor and I realized I hardly ate all day and you know what...? it smelled good.

Well..just a small bite was enough to remind me why the food is made for CATS not PEOPLE. Don't ever be enticed by the great aroma.

Next time I eat first and the cat can wait.

I just wanted to pass on another life lesson I learned today. It's important that fellow Sox fans help each out.

[Myrtle]

Seriously, are you MikeSquires long lost brother?

Your threads are great. :rolling:

[DumpJerry]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[McDoofus]

This is why my cat gets dry food. That shit never smells good.

[chisoxfanatic]

Seriously, how many times have you been bit by your cat?

[chisoxtony]

Seriously, how many times have you been bit by your cat?

Daily...he never bites Anthony though. The cat loves him and hates me..:shrug:

[zmz]

According to my parents, I used to occasionally treat myself to some cat treats when I was younger. :omg:

[Timmy D's]

A cat would only have to bite me once, and that would be its end. Wow you are tolerant!! My Rotts love to play w/ cats if ya ever wanna, ya know, have him whacked. They come w/ a long list of refferences from skunks, possums, countless coons, even an owl once(dunno how that happened), several cats. Only my female does the fighting, male just watches.:shrug: They dont run loose either these are animals that come onto their turf.

[TeeDeeGee]

According to my parents, I used to occasionally treat myself to some cat treats when I was younger. :omg:

Suddenly it all makes sense...
;)

[chisoxtony]

I still treat myself to some cat-nip now and then..:D

[Goose]

I used to eat dirt from our front stoop's flower pot.

[cbotnyse]

That Fancy Fest does look pretty good, but I have never tried it. I feel like sometimes my cat eats much better than I do. :shrug:

[itsnotrequired]

A lot of human canned food doesn't small that unlike dog food when you open it. :eek:

canned human tastes like butterscotch

[Doug Simpson]

canned human tastes like butterscotch

Or chicken

[itsnotrequired]

Or chicken

No, no, that's caned human. Get busy caning or get busy dying.

[Doug Simpson]

No, no, that's caned human. Get busy caning or get busy dying.

I meant caned chicken tastes like human.....

Humans dipped in butterscotch.

[LuvSox]

I don't like being outdoors. For one thing, there's too many fat children.

[JohnBasedowYoda]

aren't cat bites slightly toxic?

[JohnBasedowYoda]

I don't like being outdoors. For one thing, there's too many fat children.

http://lbtoronto.typepad.com/lbto/images/fat_kid.jpg