Bizarre dreams..

[chisoxtony]

What are some strange dreams you've had lately..I've had some pretty bizarre ones the past week..

Last night I dreamt that I went to the first game at the Cell this year and they had accidentally put in orange and yellow seats instead of green ones. I was pretty pissed.

I also had a weird dream that we had a meeting at work and everyone was partially naked and it was in someone's bedroom. It was strange because I was embarassed and felf uncomfortable...but eveyone went about as business as usual.

I have had some pretty funky ones lately. There are a few others which I cannot share on this website.

I don't know if I am eating something strange or what..

[JohnBasedowYoda]

I have recurring events in my dreams.

-teeth falling out
-spiders
-being in high school at my current age
-being lost
-my car needs work

[chisoxtony]

I have recurring events in my dreams.

-teeth falling out
-spiders
-being in high school at my current age
-being lost
-my car needs work

I have the high school one too..

[LuvSox]

I've had the High School one. Which would be cool, I would totally own that place, Nerdlinger!

[cbotnyse]

I had a dream that a cheeseburger was eating me.

[Joosh]

I've been having nightmares pretty consistently for the past week or so.

[chisoxtony]

I had a dream that a cheeseburger was eating me.

The weirdest I had this week was about my manager (she is in her late 40's) and it was the day after she balled me out at work. I'm not sure if it was sexual or not..(it involved only her toes...not any other parts of her body so I don't know....:shrug: )

[JohnBasedowYoda]

I've been having nightmares pretty consistently for the past week or so.

Sounds like you have some shit on your mind:omg:

[LuvSox]

I had a dream just this morning that I was bonin' a chick I know and her husband found out and was yelling at me. The next thing I know, I'm riding in the back of a pick-up truck picking up windows from Home Depot.

[chisoxtony]

The best thing about having a bad dream is when you wake up and you realize your life is actually pretty great :D (as opposed to the dream)...

I also dreamt someone was trying to kill me (and no one would believe me) so I shot them and I ended up in jail and Anthony back to live with my ex and her new husband. When I woke up..I was so happy to see myself in my own bedroom :rock:

[Joosh]

Sounds like you have some shit on your mind:omg:

That would be an understatement.

[Timmy D's]

Years ago I was on those Nicotine patches I used to have some doozies. The worst one was I went into a village and just started shooting people. I was shocked in my actions, but as the dream unfolded, I found out they were all plotting to kill me, and I had done the right thing. It was super gory graphic, and I woke up out of breath in a cold sweat. Those patches were fuckin nuts.
Usually now a days my dreams are peacefull. I fly alot in my dreams, not in a plane, but just my body flys around. For example I woke up this morning, and I was just flying back from the liqour store w/ a case of beer.:shrug: No one else can fly, just me.:shrug:

[Myrtle]

Years ago I was on those Nicotine patches I used to have some doozies.

Oh, when I quit smoking I tried using a patch for like, two days and slept with the patch on one of those days... I slept for like, two hours and had some fucking terrible dreams. It's like an REM acid trip. Don't ever sleep with the patch on. :omg:

[chisoxtony]

Years ago I was on those Nicotine patches I used to have some doozies. The worst one was I went into a village and just started shooting people. I was shocked in my actions, but as the dream unfolded, I found out they were all plotting to kill me, and I had done the right thing. It was super gory graphic, and I woke up out of breath in a cold sweat. Those patches were fuckin nuts.
Usually now a days my dreams are peacefull. I fly alot in my dreams, not in a plane, but just my body flys around. For example I woke up this morning, and I was just flying back from the liqour store w/ a case of beer.:shrug: No one else can fly, just me.:shrug:

That's a great dream (when you can fly)...

Quick story: I briefly dated this one girl for a few months last year. In one of her dreams I did something to make her angry (this was a dream). She was mad at me for a week (because of what I did to her in a dream).

I can't win..either in real life or in the subconcious..:shrug:

[Timmy D's]

That's a great dream (when you can fly)...

Quick story: I briefly dated this one girl for a few months last year. In one of her dreams I did something to make her angry (this was a dream). She was mad at me for a week (because of what I did to her in a dream).

I can't win..either in real life or in the subconcious..:shrug:

LOL!!! My wife dreamt I cheated on her once, and didnt talk to me all morning. WTF!!!!!!:shrug:

[chisoxtony]

LOL!!! My wife dreamt I cheated on her once, and didnt talk to me all morning. WTF!!!!!!:shrug:

That's what her dream was about!:D

[fquaye14ten]

eek! cobras!

[Doug Simpson]

I have recurring events in my dreams.

-teeth falling out
-spiders
-being in high school at my current age
-being lost
-my car needs work

I have the high school one too..

I've had the High School one. Which would be cool, I would totally own that place, Nerdlinger!

I have the high school dream also but mine is a little different, Im a teacher and all of you noobs are my students.:omg:

[Maurice Archdeacon]

I have recurring themes as well. One of them is my teeth falling out. Another is me pulling a strange, gumlike substance out of my mouth. Just yards of it.

The biggest one is I always have to be somewhere at a certain time and I am late. I have to say, be somewhere in the suburbs at noon. Well, it is 11:55 and I haven't left my place, and it will take me a good hour to get where I need to be.

Another is public nakedness. I dream I am naked in public a lot, but far from being embarrassed or self-conscious, I welcome it and run around once I realize I am in a dream. Yeah, I'm weird.

[SoxFan76]

7 or 8 years ago (that would make me around 13), I used to have these nightmares that the wrestler Kane would be chasing me down the sidewalk, and my legs would just give out. I'd wake up before he could ever catch me though.

Another one of my "nightmares" was me in a forest. I had this one a few times. I'd be in a forest and look up in the trees and see a raccoon. It looked like a normal raccoon, but then it would flash this HUGE smile with HUGE teeth and it scared me for some reason. haha

Another one, remember Wilson from Home Improvement? How they never showed his face? I would have dreams that he would show his face and he'd be some hideous monster. lol!

A lot of my dreams have me floating like I was on the moon. Not really flying dreams, just lack of gravity dreams.

[chisoxtony]

7 or 8 years ago (that would make me around 13), I used to have these nightmares that the wrestler Kane would be chasing me down the sidewalk, and my legs would just give out. I'd wake up before he could ever catch me though.

Another one of my "nightmares" was me in a forest. I had this one a few times. I'd be in a forest and look up in the trees and see a raccoon. It looked like a normal raccoon, but then it would flash this HUGE smile with HUGE teeth and it scared me for some reason. haha

Another one, remember Wilson from Home Improvement? How they never showed his face? I would have dreams that he would show his face and he'd be some hideous monster. lol!

A lot of my dreams have me floating like I was on the moon. Not really flying dreams, just lack of gravity dreams.

Once I dreamt that the Cubs won the World Series..:shrug:

[McDoofus]

Another one, remember Wilson from Home Improvement? How they never showed his face? I would have dreams that he would show his face and he'd be some hideous monster. lol!


Hahaha, that's awesome!

When I was like 8 or so, I had these two recurring dreams. One of them was my entire family and I driving along and getting pulled onto this bridge. Once we were on the bridge, it would just disappear halfway and everywhere my dad would try to turn, it'd go away. It was creepy as hell.

Another one was completely random and it started with me opening a drawer in my grandma's wardrobe and a giant cobra would pop out (cobras!). Then all of a sudden it would switch to my mom getting into some random guy's sports car and them being on a bridge (again!) only this time the bridge would catch fire and they'd fall off. Strangely enough, in my dream my mom would only get a broken leg, but it would always end with my sisters and I saying "I miss mom" even though nothing serious had happened.

I don't have those anymore, but when I was 8 they scared the crap out of me.

[chisoxfanatic]

A few weeks ago, I dreamed that I was in my sophomore year dorm room in Haynie Hall at ISU with my older sister, and a huge tornado busted through the window, swallowed both of us, and threw us all the way to Watterson Towers, where we smacked right into the building and crashed by the doors next to the Subway there.

For those of you who don't know the ISU campus, Watterson Towers is a mile away from Haynie Hall.

[Prope]

A few weeks ago, I dreamed that I was in my sophomore year dorm room in Haynie Hall at ISU with my older sister, and a huge tornado busted through the window, swallowed both of us, and threw us all the way to Watterson Towers, where we smacked right into the building and crashed by the doors next to the Subway there.

For those of you who don't know the ISU campus, Watterson Towers is a mile away from Haynie Hall.
You know what I hated?

The looks you'd get on your walk of shame from Haynie back to Watterson.

Did you know that the architect of Watterson hated the design so much, that he killed himself? And Watterson sink a half-inch every year.

[itsnotrequired]

I was laying in bed waking up in the morning and Jay-Z comes into my room asking if I have any shorts he can borrow. I said “uh sure” because like I’m really gonna say no. He starts going through my dresser and pulls out my army-type shorts, which go down past my knee, and puts them on and they’re like short-shorts on him, so I figure he must be like 7 feet tall. I apologize and say I’ve only got like one pair of shorts and Jay-Z laughed and said it was ok. He was in town for an appearance with Lupe Fiasco or something. Then he starts trying on various pairs of my pants and decides to make cutoffs out of one pair, and I was totally fine with it. The end.

[Myrtle]

I was laying in bed waking up in the morning and Jay-Z comes into my room asking if I have any shorts he can borrow. I said “uh sure” because like I’m really gonna say no. He starts going through my dresser and pulls out my army-type shorts, which go down past my knee, and puts them on and they’re like short-shorts on him, so I figure he must be like 7 feet tall. I apologize and say I’ve only got like one pair of shorts and Jay-Z laughed and said it was ok. He was in town for an appearance with Lupe Fiasco or something. Then he starts trying on various pairs of my pants and decides to make cutoffs out of one pair, and I was totally fine with it. The end.

You can Chips are increasingly becoming the same poster. :confused:

[itsnotrequired]

You can Chips are increasingly becoming the same poster. :confused:

Chips only walks in my shadow. I blot out the sun like some glorious swarm of loosed arrows whilst Chips scuttles about on the ground, his feeble mind trying in vain to comprehend the situation.

You watching this latest episode of "The War at Home?" That dude from Wisco is on. Notch thy bows...