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SectionBNole
03-16-2007, 07:00 AM
DENVER -- Recent speculation has suggested that the Todd Helton-to-the-Red Sox talks could reopen before the season starts, but Rockies CEO Charlie Monfort rated the chances of that about the same as the chance a triceratops -- like Dinger, the Rockies' playful mascot -- will perform on Opening Day.

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Unregistered
03-16-2007, 08:50 AM
Rockies CEO Charlie Monfort rated the chances of that about the same as the chance a triceratops -- like Dinger, the Rockies' playful mascot -- will perform on Opening Day.


Define "perform." Like blow jobs? :hello:

The Red Sox do love their aging veterans, though... I'm surprised they didn't take a chance on Sosa.

SectionBNole
03-16-2007, 10:55 AM
Hah, I didnt write it. Take it as you want to.