"The Universe" on the History Channel

[SFS04]

Heh. We should have kept watching it, instead we flipped to the Sopranos and some goofy Astronomy 101 thing.

"a black hole is so dense, even light cannot escape it"

[Prope]

Heh. We should have kept watching it, instead we flipped to the Sopranos and some goofy Astronomy 101 thing.

"a black hole is so dense, even light cannot escape it"
Was that on the History Channel? If so, that show/series is awesome.

[the fluffer]

the series called "The Universe"?? I love that series. I have it on the DVR.

[Prope]

the series called "The Universe"?? I love that series. I have it on the DVR.
Yeah, that is what I was meaning. The one on galaxies flew right over my head.

[SFS04]

Yeah it was The Universe. It was kinda cool but I already knew at least 60% of the stuff on it. I personally liked seeing all the geeky scientists get all excited about galaxies colliding.

[Prope]

Yeah it was The Universe. It was kinda cool but I already knew at least 60% of the stuff on it. I personally liked seeing all the geeky scientists get all excited about galaxies colliding.
I bet those scientists have groupies that give them uncomfortable galaxy sex at conventions.

That one chick who was at the blackjack table was pretty hot.

[SFS04]

I do not recall that. There was one chick at the beach and another one standing near a car.

[Prope]

I do not recall that. There was one chick at the beach and another one standing near a car.
I might have made her up.

[Spider_Pig]

That was a great game, and it gave me an excuse to sleep in late this morning.

:yippee:

[SFS04]

What a hijack.

Yeah, I never learn anything new on astronomy shows but I still watch them whenever they're on.

Me too, the nerds on them should really just go out and drink beer, play bags.

[Prope]

Me too, the nerds on them should really just go out and drink beer, play bags.
Maybe they think you're a nerd because all you do is drink and play bags. Ever think about that?!?!?!

[SFS04]

^^doesn't get it.

[Prope]

I'm saying, that maybe in some parallel universe the thing to do is to study astronomy and NOT go out drinking and playing bags. Or maybe they just enjoy looking through a telescope :shrug:

Either way, as the days pass, I begin to hate bags more and more.

[Prope]

Bags gets annoying. I used to play in a league, and motherfuckas still come up to me, "Hey, remember that time I kicked your ass in bags in 2004? Hahahahah, I rule, you drool Prope."

[Prope]

^ You are teh suck then.

[SFS04]

I just watch.

[Longshot7]

Bags? Dare I ask?

[Prope]

Otherwise known as cornholling.

[CaptainBallz]

Yeah it was The Universe. It was kinda cool but I already knew at least 60% of the stuff on it.

That's still a D- by most standards.

[CaptainBallz]

At the center of our galaxy lies a menacing, supermassive black hole of astronomical proportions whose gravity is so strong light cannot escape it.

:omg:


Go on...

[Prope]

So if I flew into a black hole, what would happen?

[CaptainBallz]

:omg:

[Prope]

Oh wait.....

[Prope]

M-31 is the Milk Way's arch nemesis in the cosmos. It is not only inevitable, but probable, that one day it shall collide with our Milky Way, forever changing the cosmic landscape. Unfortunately, none of this cool stuff will happen for the next 3.5 billion years...
So we are safe right??

[Prope]

I don't understand the concept of light years.

Dr. Zoso, can you explain it?

[Prope]

:liar:

[CaptainBallz]

It is not only inevitable, but probable, that one day it shall collide with our Milky Way...

Dr Zoso, doesn't it go without saying that an inevitable occurrence is, to say the least, probable??

[Prope]

:denied:

[SFS04]

That's still a D- by most standards.

Who cares? No one's grading me.

I wish I was gonna die by the collision of two galaxies.

[Dan Mega]

So if I flew into a black hole, what would happen?

Buttsex with Stockdale.

[CaptainBallz]

Who cares? No one's grading me.

I wish I was gonna die by the collision of two galaxies.

Lend your ears to Dr. Zoso as he reveals the other 40% you DON'T KNOW about the Universe.

Not only is it certain, but there's a slight chance this will be on the test.

[SFS04]

I'd rather drink beers, play bags.

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Bags is ok.

Too much commonplace though

[Spider_Pig]

Lies. I look at the sun all the time and I see every shade of grey just fine.

[SoxEd]

I loves me my Cosmology.

For the record, Your Honour, there is a supermassive Black Hole at the heart of EVERY galaxy.

If anyone'd like to know what happens when you fall in to one, ask me.

It's not only fun(!), but it will also twist yer melon, man.

[Bonzosa]

This thread blows my mind!

[JohnBasedowYoda]

I loves me my Cosmology.

For the record, Your Honour, there is a supermassive Black Hole at the heart of EVERY galaxy.

If anyone'd like to know what happens when you fall in to one, ask me.

It's not only fun(!), but it will also twist yer melon, man.


How do you know?

[SoxEd]

How do you know?

Because Small Town England is the Universal epicentre of suck.
:rimshot:

(And because, being a sad and geeky old Hector, I read up on this stuff.)

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Because Small Town England is the Universal epicentre of suck.
:rimshot:

(And because, being a sad and geeky old Hector, I read up on this stuff.)


How do they know then?

[Prope]

I loves me my Cosmology.

For the record, Your Honour, there is a supermassive Black Hole at the heart of EVERY galaxy.

If anyone'd like to know what happens when you fall in to one, ask me.

It's not only fun(!), but it will also twist yer melon, man.
So do you actually know, or is this just going to be that lame joke again?

[SoxEd]

On the subject of what happens when ye fall into a Black Hole, it can be worked out scientifically - if you have a good enough understanding of General Relativity.

(The predictions of which have been verified observationally, thus validating the Theory.)

[JohnBasedowYoda]

:jagoff: So do you actually know, or is this just going to be that lame joke again?


It's the pepsi thing all over again!