Vote now for....

[JohnBasedowYoda]

please work or I'll give Myrtle a throttling:omg: :(

[cheeses_h_rice]

Is "throttling" Alsipian for violent ass poundery?

[Unregistered]

Closed. :hello:

[Unregistered]

Opened.

Yoda, do something productive with this second chance. :D

[SoxEd]

It's got to be yer man who talks to God before the big Battle, who tells him that he'll be fine, but you're fucked!

:thumbsup:

[cbotnyse]

The crazy Irishman.

[JohnBasedowYoda]

The last one was the gay Longshanks tossed out the window.

[SoxEd]

The last one was the gay Longshanks tossed out the window.
:jagoff:

:omg:

I think that you mean "threw" out of the window....
:whistle:

[cbotnyse]

SoxEd is just mad because the English got worked.

[JohnBasedowYoda]

:jagoff:

:omg:

I think that you mean "threw" out of the window....
:whistle:

I think we can all agree that the Princess of Wales was something special in that movie.


Nothing wrong with her servant either. :cool:

[SoxEd]

I'd give it to Sophie Marceau old school.

But since it was the 1100s, her snatch probably stank something fierce. How's about it?

Hey, she's French - they're Europe's biggest soap-dodgers.

Plus ça change, plus c'ést la même chose....

:D

[SoxEd]

SoxEd is just mad because the English got worked.

Of course they did - the movie's another entertaining but historically totally inaccurate racist romp from Mel Gibson.

cf The Patriot, although not as egregious as that one is.

:shrug:

[SoxEd]

Tavington was such an evil bad ass it negates any historical injustices committed against thy fair nation in my opinion.

This is part of my problem with Gibson's schtick - the true abuses committed by my Lobsterback ancestors at the behest of their aristocratic masters are ghastly enough - no film-maker needs to make up any lies in order to make us look bad.

I have never seen The Patriot.

I vowed never to watch it after finding out about the incident with the Barn.

Not only did this incident never actually happen, but the atrocity upon which it was based was committed by SS troops against English soldiers who'd been sent to defend the French from Hitler.

Fuck Mel Gibson and his egotistical, one-eyed, racist agenda.

But I'm 'not' bitter....
;)

[SoxEd]

...there's no reason to curse the "evil" English...

Bless your Heart for that, but much of the world's population has sound historical reasons to disagree with your sentiment.

:(

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Bless your Heart for that, but much of the world's population has sound historical reasons to disagree with your sentiment.

:(

And the rest of the world has a huge hard-on for merry ole USA?

Shit.

Englad is the only friend we gots

[Myrtle]

please work or I'll give Myrtle a throttling:omg: :(

:deadhorse:

[SoxEd]

My point is you guys aren't the only ball-lickers. Not even in that battle. :hello:

You know who I blame?

The Swiss - you can't trust 'em you know - with their Cuckoo Clocks and their Toblerones, and their fancy-ass penknives...

...and, if you try to invade their little Fortress of Arrogance in the Alpine meadows, they burn all your money!

Those bastards!
:unsure:

Ah - time for my Medication again....

[JohnBasedowYoda]

You know who I blame?

The Swiss - you can't trust 'em you know - with their Cuckoo Clocks and their Toblerones, and their fancy-ass penknives...

...and, if you try to invade their little Fortress of Arrogance in the Alpine meadows, they burn all your money!

Those bastards!
:unsure:

Ah - time for my Medication again....



They have us all fooled, don't they?

And then they invade countries and claim it's an accident? Damn.

[CaptainBallz]

You know who I blame?

The Swiss - you can't trust 'em you know - with their Cuckoo Clocks and their Toblerones, and their fancy-ass penknives...

...and, if you try to invade their little Fortress of Arrogance in the Alpine meadows, they burn all your money!

Those bastards!
:unsure:

Ah - time for my Medication again....

I got into a bit of an argument with a little Swiss Miss in Switzerland who was the LIVING EMBODIMENT of all things Swiss.

Her argument: Why be Positive or Negative when you should just be Neutral?

While standing in the country where the money of the criminally insane goes to hide and grow, I took the offensive and gave her a POSITIVELY drunken verbal throttling...

Then the bar closed and we hung out and smoked weed.

[CaptainBallz]

Did you touch her boobs?

She was crazy and retarded.

though I thought about it.

[Unregistered]

She was crazy and retarded.

though I thought about it.

"Sure, they say she's retarded, but those titties ain't retarded!” - Dave Attell

[JohnBasedowYoda]

I love this movie. It's got everything. Violence, hot chicks (who may or may not have rank bush), fighting for a purpose, and killer doods.