Poster Profiles ..........Please Fill Out

[Hangar18]

Hey everyone, I know I asked before, but Cmon, take a moment to fill out your profiles, at least with CITY STATE in it ????
Cmon ............. I don't ask much (besides your loyalty and devotion)

Profiles, fill them out

[LuvSox]

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/sacrificet.jpg

What about that time you "needed" my virgin star fruit for the cause?

:omg:

[fquaye14ten]

poo

[fquaye14ten]

aka "poo two"

[TeeDeeGee]

Speaking of profiles, how many people have a sex reference in the "favorite position" section?
I'm guessing everyone.

[LuvSox]

This thread is a waste of bandwith.


Closed.

[fquaye14ten]

Speaking of profiles, how many people have a sex reference in the "favorite position" section?
I'm guessing everyone.

not me

[fquaye14ten]

oh wait never mind. I guess /I do.

what can I say---I love MAKING OUT

[TeeDeeGee]

oh wait never mind. I guess /I do.

what can I say---I love MAKING OUT

:rolling:


OFF TOPIC: Why does this smiley never get used? :chicken:
I'm going to start using it all the time.

[LuvSox]

oh wait never mind. I guess /I do.



Somebody (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/290529230.html) found you out.

[fquaye14ten]

ok squirtle

[fquaye14ten]

shut up ballz. I follow all those rules when I'm beating off in public toilets :rolleyes:

[Unregistered]

oh wait never mind. I guess /I do.

what can I say---I love MAKING OUT


Blender: How would you describe your taste in sex?
Pete Wentz (of Fall Out Boy): I tend to be a bit prudish. I'm a make-out king - I'll kiss anybody - but as far as going futher than that, I wanna keep my number down.
Blender: So you've kissed boys?
Pete Wentz (of Fall Out Boy): I have. Anybody above the waist is totally fair game.

[fquaye14ten]

pete wentz has a big mouth.

and an average sized dick, apparently

[TeeDeeGee]

Blender: How would you describe your taste in sex?
Pete Wentz (of Fall Out Boy): I tend to be a bit prudish. I'm a make-out king - I'll kiss anybody - but as far as going futher than that, I wanna keep my number down.
Blender: So you've kissed boys?
Pete Wentz (of Fall Out Boy): I have. Anybody above the waist is totally fair game.
Awesome.

Fall Out Boy is soooooo cool.

Scratch that, I think I'm actually cooler than Fall Out Boy, and I have much publicized Transformers logo on my Camaro.

[Unregistered]

pete wentz has a big mouth.

and an average sized dick, apparently

And is a bit of a gay, apparently.

[CaptainBallz]

Blender: How would you describe your taste in sex?
Pete Wentz (of Fall Out Boy): I tend to be a bit prudish. I'm a make-out king - I'll kiss anybody - but as far as going futher than that, I wanna keep my number down.
Blender: So you've kissed boys?
Pete Wentz (of Fall Out Boy): I have. Anybody above the waist is totally fair game.

Why not just take the sausage??

What a cock tease...

[fquaye14ten]

that song is liquid cracksophone

[fquaye14ten]

correction: crack-sa-ma-phone

[Unregistered]

correction: crack-sa-ma-phone

NOW it makes sense.

:badger:

[Myrtle]

Hey everyone, I know I asked before, but Cmon, take a moment to fill out your profiles, at least with CITY STATE in it ????
Cmon ............. I don't ask much (besides your loyalty and devotion)

Profiles, fill them out

So, Hangar, you know that your profile isn't even fully filled out yet, right? ;)

[JohnBasedowYoda]

So, Hangar, you know that your profile isn't even fully filled out yet, right? ;)

What the hell you doing reading other people's profiles? Ms. Nosey:mad:

[Myrtle]

What the hell you doing reading other people's profiles? Ms. Nosey:mad:

You're just jealous because my attention isn't 100% on you. :rolleyes:

[JohnBasedowYoda]

You're just jealous because my attention isn't 100% on you. :rolleyes:

Yeah... that's the ticket.

[Myrtle]

Yeah... that's the ticket.

:yup:

[getonbckthr]

updated

[JohnBasedowYoda]

My profile is, naturally, the best one.

I've never seen a better birthday

[cbotnyse]

My profile is, naturally, the best one.
reverse cowgirl is overrated.

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Word on the street is that they don't want us AROUND.....heh heh heh welcome home.

You know how I feel about this, Stanley

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Way to go Chip..Zoso

[getonbckthr]

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred. to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
Did you just FILIBUSTER a thread?

[TeeDeeGee]

What in the name of Pete Wentz is going on here?:confused:

[zmz]

What in the name of Pete Wentz is going on here?:confused:

zoso is doing drugs and posting

[cbotnyse]

He is quoting a legend.

[zmz]

He is quoting a legend.

HORSEMASTER :rock: http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o211/zmz723/djparty.gif


http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o211/zmz723/tags/Horsemaster.jpg

[JohnBasedowYoda]

*updates profile*

[Myrtle]

*updates profile*

:(

[JohnBasedowYoda]

:hello: :rock: :cool: :(

:) :cool: :rock:

[fquaye14ten]

sugar we're going down jeansing

[Unregistered]

Yay. This board needs more shitbeaks acting like Chips.

Just when I think CW is an original, too...

[Prope]

http://www.cl.utoledo.edu/inf/exhibit/gypsy/images/Gypsy%20fortune%20teller.jpg
"I see a thread being closed in the future."

[zmz]

Roadhouse in 3.....2......1.....

[TeeDeeGee]

What in the name of Pete Wentz is going on here?:confused:
Sorry Jeans, THIS is the gayest thing I've ever posted on here. ^
sugar we're going down jeansing

Quaye knows the score. :guitar:

[Prope]

By all means go for it Chips.

[Beer Can Chicken]

My favorite position is the reverse houdini

[fquaye14ten]

shut up jeans

[Unregistered]

shut up jeans

What a fucking hack you turned out to be.

[TeeDeeGee]

BAN HIM.

:popcorn:

[zmz]

BAN HIM.

:popcorn:

:spectator:

[fquaye14ten]

i hate jeans and we are no longer even internet friends

you're coming off my buddy list

[CaptainBallz]

wong got served...

http://www.aris-dance.com/5/you-got-served-3.jpg

[fquaye14ten]

you served yourself posting a post like that like a fag who's gay

[CaptainBallz]

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/filmlist.YouGotServed.jpg

[Unregistered]

:rolling:

[fquaye14ten]

jermain DYE jeans

ps jeans:




sign on to aim so i can prove you're off my buddy list

NOW

[SFS04]

Yay for Ballz!

[Unregistered]

jermain DYE jeans

ps jeans:




sign on to aim so i can prove you're off my buddy list

NOW

That's fucked up, boo-ro.

I thought we were dudes.

[fquaye14ten]

you didn't sign on!

ik now this cuz you ain't on my buddy list because i deleted you

[itsnotrequired]

everyone should change their profiles to match Chhops

[Unregistered]

Everyone should talk about Chips in every thread.

[fquaye14ten]

learn to type :rolleyes:

my name is jenn

[TeeDeeGee]

Everyone should talk about Chips in every thread.

So...business as usual?

[fquaye14ten]

kG2IZVgySZg

[Pick a name, Buddy]

someone invite RK over here

Possibly my least favourite member of the wissy. Shiite, why not invite West over too?

*there goes the fleenkin' neighbourhood!*

[JohnBasedowYoda]

The King Hath Spake

[TeeDeeGee]

kG2IZVgySZg

No sound at work, but just SEEING this made me laugh.

:laff:

I <3 Franklin.

[Unregistered]

No sound at work, but just SEEING this made me laugh.

:laff:

I <3 Franklin.

"Didn’t Ben Franklin have syphilis?"

"Yes. But I don’t. My name is Gordon."

[itsnotrequired]

Possibly my least favourite member of the wissy. Shiite, why not invite West over too?

*there goes the fleenkin' neighbourhood!*

I sent CLR01 an invite but he declined.

[fquaye14ten]

i like west

[Prope]

INR, invite Tekijawa

[fquaye14ten]

invite west

tell him fquaye misses him

[Pick a name, Buddy]

Tekijawa invited via email

[fquaye14ten]

west?

[maurice]

Folks who make a meaningful contribution to the minor-league board:
Randar, He Gone, rdivaldi, jabrch, A. Cavatica, oeo, JB98, Frater

[JohnBasedowYoda]

it'd be cool if Robiwho was around

[fquaye14ten]

besides daver (when he decides to grace us with his baseball wisdom) i think randar was my favorite source of baseball knowledge