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chisoxtony
03-14-2007, 10:19 PM
We have a new hiree who's dad is a big shot in our company...

He is now getting paid to watch YouTube all day..he's a real help! great to have him..:rock:
zmz
03-14-2007, 10:20 PM
Ugh, that sucks. You should key his car.
Unregistered
03-14-2007, 10:26 PM
That's a fake solution. Key his face.

Pee on his face. :dance:
TeeDeeGee
03-14-2007, 10:40 PM
Pee on his face. :dance:

Or pee on his car. (To bring things full circle).

NO, car...on his face...

By which I mean, hit him with your car.
TeeDeeGee
03-14-2007, 10:43 PM
Another half ass solution.

http://a332.g.akamai.net/f/332/936/12h/www.edmunds.com/media/advice/specialreports/torch.my.ride.arson.for.hire/burning.car.500.jpg

Steal HIS car, hit him with it, park it on top of him, then torch it.

Hilarity will ensue.

Also: Being charged with murder will as well.
zmz
03-14-2007, 10:55 PM
Steal HIS car, hit him with it, park it on top of him, then torch it.

Hilarity will ensue.

Also: Being charged with murder will as well.

Being charged with murder is a small price to pay to show him that not working will not be tolerated
Timmy D's
03-14-2007, 10:59 PM
Hack into his dads computer late at night, and send some kiddie porn emails from him to his son. They'll shortly both be outa there, and out of your hair.;)
TeeDeeGee
03-14-2007, 11:00 PM
Being charged with murder is a small price to pay to show him that not working will not be tolerated

I agree.

You've got moxie, kid. I like that.
DumpJerry
03-15-2007, 06:23 AM
Fix him up with Kelly.
LuvSox
03-15-2007, 06:39 AM
Fix him up with Kelly.

Oh hell yeah, fix him up with Kelly! That'll teach that no good lazy ass!
















(who is kelly?)
cbotnyse
03-15-2007, 06:43 AM
Oh hell yeah, fix him up with Kelly! That'll teach that no good lazy ass!

(who is kelly?)This made me LOL, and yeah who is Kelly. What's the score? Where am I? :confused: :shrug: :hello:
Domeshot17
03-15-2007, 02:15 PM
tell him you heard a rumor his dad is banging his receptionist. Maybe he just thinks its cool, but maybe he goes home, tells his mom, who throws out dad, who loses everything in the divorce, goes insane, loses his job, son loses his, and you get promoted to the dads job