top 10 cheesiest saved by the bell moments

[cbotnyse]

http://www.uber.com/zackattack

enjoy and discuss.

[LuvSox]

I almost posted this yesterday. Then I thought better of it.

[cbotnyse]

I almost posted this yesterday. Then I thought better of it.youre too old to appreciate SBTB. Go watch All in the Family or I Love Lucy. :rolleyes: :oldman:

[fquaye14ten]

Slater's dancing at the Maxx should be #1. That is the worst dancing I've ever seen.

[TeeDeeGee]

Yo, Saved by the bell
Is an excellent tv show
Batman will concur

That is a shitty haiku.
5-7-5, not 5-8-5

[fquaye14ten]

excellent could be pronounced (and is by most) "ex-clent"

do you honestly say "ex-cel-lent!"? what are you fucking wayne?

[LuvSox]

youre too old to appreciate SBTB. Go watch All in the Family or I Love Lucy. :rolleyes: :oldman:


I have seen every Full House episode. Even the rare one where Jessie makes love to Joey on his motorcycle.

[cbotnyse]

I have seen every Full House episode. Even the rare one where Jessie makes love to Joey on his motorcycle.:jawdrop: She did what?

[LuvSox]

:jawdrop: She did what?


They're both guys. :omg:

[cbotnyse]

They're both guys. :omg::omg: :omg: :omg:

[fquaye14ten]

you need to reevaluate your definition of syllables

the middle syllable is at best a half syllable

[TeeDeeGee]

you need to reevaluate your definition of syllables

the middle syllable is at best a half syllable
A syllable is a syllable, it still counts.
I say excellent, the whole way through.
Then it's 3 syllables, and is therefore a bad haiku.

TDG wins.
Thread closed.

[TeeDeeGee]

See above, hoser.

Chips is fucking excellent.
Thread opened, closed, who the fuck cares? I am excellent.

No one says "tiv" and if you actually do, then fine, your haiku is alright...I guess.

However, I'm going to have to out you for blatant brokebackery, because calling it "tiv" is super lame.

EDIT: I am excellent.
Thread closed.

[cbotnyse]

who do you guys think won in the Zack vs. Slater fight?

get outta my face, punk.

[TeeDeeGee]

I'll take the brokebackery and the haiku.

I am more excellent than TDG.

Chips is teh suck, n00b.
TDG is excellent
My haiku roxxorz.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/TheDarkGundam/megatronpwned.jpg

[cbotnyse]

who do you guys think won in the Zack vs. Slater fight?

get outta my face, punk.I thought Zack won. But great thread! you are awesome!

zoso edit: keep up the good work cbot! you are our best poster here, SATC would really suck without you!

Unreg edit: I agree with zoso, you are the man cbot!

hanger edit: welcome home cbot, welcome home

soxaholic edit: I'm so luck y to have you here cbot!

[TeeDeeGee]

TDG is gay
That haiku sucked major ass
TDG loves boys

Remember that picture of the Basedow Truck I made for you?
Did you ever notice the little brown B that I put on it? :D

Stay Brown, Chippy.

[CaptainBallz]

excellent could be pronounced (and is by most) "ex-clent"

do you honestly say "ex-cel-lent!"?

you're shittin' right?

Who the fuck says "X-lent"?? If anything the second syllable is said quickly, but it's still syllablistic...

Syllablistic: coined 3/14/2007 by Me

[CaptainBallz]

Pwnsome retort.

Pwnsome: coined 3/12/07 by Me

Should the SATC dictionary be officially opened??

I'm just talkin' here..

[CaptainBallz]

Yes. I'd already planned to make it once the front page goes up.

Submit thy definitions on my desk. Standard etiquette is to leave me a few Nilla Wafers as well.

Do you accept loafs?

[Prope]

The drunk driving episode was pretty amazing.

Also here's something that's always bugged me.....

Zack Morris could fuck any girl he wants. Yet for a while he chose the ugly biker chick Tori. Why?

[fquaye14ten]

you're shittin' right?

Who the fuck says "X-lent"?? If anything the second syllable is said quickly, but it's still syllablistic...

Syllablistic: coined 3/14/2007 by Me

not at all...it doesn't get any emphasis. It's EX-s'lent...it's a half syllable.

whatever. you guys win

[TeeDeeGee]

The B is not brown, you wrote Brown to the right of the landing gear.

Did I? I know I put a tiny little brown B on it...

[fquaye14ten]

not at all...it doesn't get any emphasis. It's EX-s'lent...it's a half syllable.

whatever. you guys win

actually you don't win. we're talking about a haiku which is poetry.

In poetry, excellent could easily be counted as a 2 syllable trochee.

EAT MY NUTSAC

[getonbckthr]

That list is bull shit cause there was no cheesy moments only great ones.

[CaptainBallz]

actually you don't win. we're talking about a haiku which is poetry.

In poetry, excellent could easily be counted as a 2 syllable trochee.

EAT MY NUTSAC

Ha... How long were you struggling with admitting you were wrong before you conjured up this nonsense.
And even so, if "TV" is pronounced "tiv" your even MORE wrong than you were before.

It is YOU who is the trochee, douchee...

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Yeah on the tractor. It looks more like a crappy eight than a B.

B for Basedow, brown because he's from Alsip.

What's shakin?

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Let's go to the South Loop Club and make bets with Santo=dorf.


Let's call that man Santo=Dorf-prime. That guy didn't see you coming.

[chisoxtony]

http://www.uber.com/zackattack

enjoy and discuss.

Umm..let's see..let me think.hmm..top cheesiest moments from Saved by the Bell..

Oh I know how about..

EVERY MOMENT AND EVERY SCENE FROM THE VERY FIRST EPISODE TO THE VERY LAST ONE....

[chisoxtony]

That looks somewhat like her..

But she hasn't done that at work - YET !

[cbotnyse]

Umm..let's see..let me think.hmm..top cheesiest moments from Saved by the Bell..

Oh I know how about..

EVERY MOMENT AND EVERY SCENE FROM THE VERY FIRST EPISODE TO THE VERY LAST ONE....:fap: :gloomy: :kukoo: :bandance:

That list is bull shit cause there was no cheesy moments only great ones.:yup:

[getonbckthr]

I thought Zack won. But great thread! you are awesome!

zoso edit: keep up the good work cbot! you are our best poster here, SATC would really suck without you!

Unreg edit: I agree with zoso, you are the man cbot!

hanger edit: welcome home cbot, welcome home

soxaholic edit: I'm so luck y to have you here cbot!
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