Stupid question of the week (3/13/07)

[Deuce]

Let's say you have an attractive friend of the opposite sex who has the gay. One day, said friend asks you to be their "first" opposite sex letdown, just for the experiance. Taking into consideration that you are single, what do you do?

Deuce

[Deuce]

It depends on how good of a friend she is...

She is obviously a good friend, since she wants to bang you. Most of my friends only offer me grief and bad advice. :rimshot:

[CaptainBallz]

Let's say you have an attractive friend of the opposite sex who has the gay. One day, said friend asks you to be their "first" opposite sex letdown, just for the experiance. Taking into consideration that you are single, what do you do?

Deuce

It's not really that gay since it wants the do that you do and you're going to fuck plenty of things up with it.

Abort mission.

[cheeses_h_rice]

This will seem like a really good idea up until the moment you blow your load.

Then it will seem like the worst idea in the history of the world.

So, act accordingly.

:thumbsup:

[Timmy D's]

Is she hot??

[Lucifer]

You're fucked either way! If you say no then the chick thinks that you dont find her attractive but if ya say yes then ya run the risk of complicating things. As long as ya both can agree that you are just helping one another out and that its just sex then I say fuck it go for it. If you find her attractive then help the young lady out as long as she has an understanding that its just about the sex.:rock:

[fquaye14ten]

YOU FUCK HER.

geez

[TeeDeeGee]

YOU FUCK HER.

geez

Yeah, that seems like the obvious answer to me as well.

And I'm a huge dork.

[Bonzosa]

You're fucked either way! If you say no then the chick thinks that you dont find her attractive but if ya say yes then ya run the risk of complicating things. As long as ya both can agree that you are just helping one another out and that its just sex then I say fuck it go for it. If you find her attractive then help the young lady out as long as she has an understanding that its just about the sex.:rock:

Sounds like Jerry and Elaine in Seinfeld...
If only life were as simple as lucifer's. He controls souls, you on the other hand don't.
There is a fork in your path shortly after the deed. One path ok, another that is a dead end, but you don't get to choose, it just happens...

[Bonzosa]

Not saying it does. It can only go two ways, fine and bad.
Go for it...see what happens.
I will say that it isn't as simple as what Zoso, lucifer and fah-q make it.
It's one thing if it's after the bars and it happens.
It's got another layer of the onion if it is a pre-meditated act. It's inherently riskier.

[TeeDeeGee]

Not saying it does. It can only go two ways, fine and bad.
Go for it...see what happens.
I will say that it isn't as simple as what Zoso, lucifer and fah-q make it.
It's one thing if it's after the bars and it happens.
It's got another layer of the onion if it is a pre-meditated act. It's inherently riskier.

No one likes me. :(

[Bonzosa]

No one likes me. :(

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Cheer up Optimus.
You've got friends!
Where's ratchet?
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[Timmy D's]

I think we need to rethink this situation, as after further review, I find you may be in a better spot than I initially computed. O.K., so you do her a favor by banging her, that's cool and the gang, but now she kinda owes you something. Sooo, you tell her you've never been w/ 2 gals at one time before(maybe you have, that doesnt matter here though), now you get another go round w/ her and her friend.:rock: Again this is assuming you are attracted to her, and her friend, and you agree to tell us in great length how it went.:cool:

[Bonzosa]

Timmy D has got his thinkin' cap on...
:sexyparty:

[the fluffer]

make her go ass to mouth, for sure.

[itsnotrequired]

Who the fuck are you people? My biggest problem is figuring out what I'm going to have for dinner. ANd i already have tonight's delima solved and am having sloppy joes. NOW we can see through the darkness that questions are only answered with foodstuffs and other such thoughts.

[Myrtle]

It's probably not going to fuck up the friendship unless you guys let it get awkward and if she's gay anyway then it probably won't get awkward on her part. I say go for it, maybe she'll want a threesome or something. :D

[Goose]

I think we need to rethink this situation, as after further review, I find you may be in a better spot than I initially computed. O.K., so you do her a favor by banging her, that's cool and the gang, but now she kinda owes you something. Sooo, you tell her you've never been w/ 2 gals at one time before(maybe you have, that doesnt matter here though), now you get another go round w/ her and her friend.:rock: Again this is assuming you are attracted to her, and her friend, and you agree to tell us in great length how it went.:cool:

You, Sir, are someone that should be heading a Blue Chip company.

Nothing short of brilliant!

This little experiment can be parlayed into much bigger and better things.

An anal probe must be performed to at leats one of the girls in the latter situation. I see nothing but good things coming from this.

GO FOR IT AND DON'T LOOK BACK.

[fquaye14ten]

Even these pencil neck spazzes know the right answer.

Seriously, though, a stupid question indeed. Who really values a friendship with a woman who is sexually attractive? No matter what, you risk the entire thing for a shot at the pussy.

Furthermore, why does sex have to ruin anything? I don't believe in that. And I have experience to back that up.

Zoso, I could kick your faggot ass.

How much ya bench?

[fquaye14ten]

Not saying it does. It can only go two ways, fine and bad.
Go for it...see what happens.
I will say that it isn't as simple as what Zoso, lucifer and fah-q make it.
It's one thing if it's after the bars and it happens.
It's got another layer of the onion if it is a pre-meditated act. It's inherently riskier.

Eh, this is true, but in the end sex is sex. If it's her prerogative you know you can't lose. If it's awesome, it's awesome and you turn her on to the fact that she's a bi.

If it's bad, it's her fault, and you're a good guy by reaffirming that she's a lesbo.

I'm sure ph13 would back me up on this one.

[BURGH]

Insert thy cock.