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fquaye14ten
03-12-2007, 10:33 AM
it's disgusting it's fucking disgusting and it makes me want to cringe and cry and puke and poop.

has this ever happened to any of you all?
itsnotrequired
03-12-2007, 10:34 AM
make with the fun-fun
fquaye14ten
03-12-2007, 10:38 AM
i want to make with the freak freak but i'm afraid of getting nanner juice in my toe wounds


and my racoon wounds
LuvSox
03-12-2007, 10:39 AM
Maybe you should change brands of nail polish.
fquaye14ten
03-12-2007, 10:42 AM
i will kill your hypothetical children
LuvSox
03-12-2007, 10:43 AM
i will kill your hypothetical children


If it's hypothetical, I'm still a bachelor boning all the chickees.
fquaye14ten
03-12-2007, 11:01 AM
you have bastard sons around the US
LuvSox
03-12-2007, 11:06 AM
you have bastard sons around the US

Of different races.
fquaye14ten
03-12-2007, 11:12 AM
your legitimate son will also be of a different race. mark my words, young luv sox
cbotnyse
03-12-2007, 11:15 AM
:hijack:
LuvSox
03-12-2007, 11:15 AM
your legitimate son will also be of a different race. mark my words, young luv sox


:rimshot:
fquaye14ten
03-12-2007, 11:18 AM
:hijack:

it seems the whole world is out to get me
and everything's wrong
and nothing seems right-ta
CaptainBallz
03-12-2007, 11:28 AM
Of different races.

http://www.geocities.com/jgibsonmd/parade.jpg

http://imagesoftheworld.org/India/India032.jpg

http://campcrier.skc.edu/features/Lloyd-Irvine.jpg

http://www.gbob.onlinegamers.org/gun.JPG

http://rantnrave.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/stupid_kid_.JPG

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a187/fletchdd/bush_soccersucks.jpg

http://www.bigupradio.com/artistimages/sizzla.jpg

http://www.japingka.com.au/images/artists/nora-tjookootja.jpg


http://www.onlineathens.com/images/011804/boohbah.jpg

http://www.history.ucsb.edu/faculty/marcuse/classes/133p/133p04papers/133p04papimg/HitlerYouth.jpg

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/eveljump.jpg

http://safety.1800inet.com/images/marcom/fire_office.jpg

http://www.laurietobyedison.com/discuss/images/fat_teapot.jpg

http://www.sirbacon.org/graphics/groucho.jpg

http://photo.net/general-comments/attachment/3243205/cute%20kid.jpg
fquaye14ten
03-12-2007, 11:29 AM
well taht was an abortion
LuvSox
03-12-2007, 11:58 AM
CaptainBallz is huffing in his office.
CaptainBallz
03-12-2007, 12:07 PM
CaptainBallz is huffing in his office.

that's a lovely family you have.
Timmy D's
03-12-2007, 03:05 PM
I use "crazy glue" about 3 coats to hole my broken ones together until they grow out.;)
1951Campbell
03-12-2007, 03:51 PM
has this ever happened to any of you all?

Um...no.
Palehose13
03-12-2007, 09:04 PM
it's disgusting it's fucking disgusting and it makes me want to cringe and cry and puke and poop.

has this ever happened to any of you all?

That's one nasty fungus you got there. Have you thought about wearing sandals in the locker room at the gym? Oh and don't stratch your balls with that foot. Or else:

http://www.health-care-beauty.com/images/Lamisil-AT-Cream-for-Jock-Itch-12-gm-B0000Y8J6I-M-AL6AV6GIKNB1B_.jpg
itsnotrequired
03-12-2007, 09:21 PM
Or else

http://bloop.org/madden.jpg
Boom!

Outback? Rent-a-Center? FILLZ ME IN!
fquaye14ten
03-12-2007, 09:34 PM
Um...no.

thanks for sharing douchehole
StockdaleforVeep
03-12-2007, 09:45 PM
You could stop being a zoso and just rip it off
StockdaleforVeep
03-12-2007, 09:47 PM
I ripped mine off and I was 10. This guy's like 30 and he's gettin queasy at the site of it.

go to his house and bite it off
chisoxtony
03-12-2007, 09:48 PM
I ripped mine off and I was 10. This guy's like 30 and he's gettin queasy at the site of it.

I actually dug a wart out by the root when I was 17 with a steak knife..

I think I had been smoking something at the time....today..I would probably pass out..
StockdaleforVeep
03-12-2007, 09:50 PM
I actually dug a wart out by the root when I was 17 with a steak knife..

I think I had been smoking something at the time....today..I would probably pass out..

Ive chewn my fingernails pretty badly
Palehose13
03-12-2007, 09:52 PM
I just about hacked off my fingertip slicing a red pepper last night. :shrug:

http://www2.uic.edu/~jlongs2/unscathedfinger2.jpg
StockdaleforVeep
03-12-2007, 09:58 PM
I cut one off my knee with a razor blade. It was about the size of a pea and it never grew back.

I had a few scrapes, a broken arm and a shattered left testical
Palehose13
03-12-2007, 10:03 PM
I had a few scrapes, a broken arm and a shattered left testical

What is a testical and how does one shatter it?
chisoxtony
03-12-2007, 10:06 PM
What is a testical and how does one shatter it?

Well see first you're running really fast and then you trip..

Oh...Just forget it!:omg:
Palehose13
03-12-2007, 10:10 PM
Well see first you're running really fast and then you trip..

Oh...Just forget it!:omg:

Psssst...he spelled "testicle" wrong. One would think that he would be able to spell his body parts. It's not like he was trying to spell sternocleidomastoid. (yes, that is a real word)
chisoxtony
03-12-2007, 10:13 PM
That was on one of my 7th grade science tests.

I had to spell it for a 2nd grade spelling bee..
Palehose13
03-12-2007, 10:16 PM
That was on one of my 7th grade science tests.

It's not like he was trying to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Yes, that's a real word.

Great fucking word.
chisoxtony
03-12-2007, 10:26 PM
Sternocleidomastoid is not a hard word to spell. How about floccinaucinihilipilification.

flox-i-no-si-nile-a-pil-if-ic-a-tion

Wow..excellent speller..no wonder you're an admin...
LuvSox
03-12-2007, 10:48 PM
Ive chewn my fingernails pretty badly

What the fuck is Chewn?
Bonzosa
03-12-2007, 11:44 PM
TAUMATA*WHAKA*TANGI*HANGA*KOAUAU*O*TAMATEA*TURIPUK AKA*PIKI*MAUNGA*HORO*NUKU*POKAI*WHENUA*KITANA*TAHU
...is a hill in New Zealand.

I can play this game too....
oeo
03-13-2007, 12:18 AM
it's disgusting it's fucking disgusting and it makes me want to cringe and cry and puke and poop.

has this ever happened to any of you all?

Yes. Some time ago my big toe nail was smashed...I'm not even sure how anymore. It fell off, a new one grew, no biggie. :shrug:
StockdaleforVeep
03-13-2007, 04:46 AM
Psssst...he spelled "testicle" wrong. One would think that he would be able to spell his body parts. It's not like he was trying to spell sternocleidomastoid. (yes, that is a real word)


shut up
Palehose13
03-13-2007, 10:57 AM
shut up

:irule:
Myrtle
03-13-2007, 11:07 AM
:irule:

Oh, and stockdale sucks a fat one.
pdimas
03-13-2007, 11:30 AM
When I was playing hockey in high school I smashed my skate into the boards and caused the space under the nail of my big toe to fill with blood. The bad thing is there was nowhere for it to go and all of the added pressure caused it to hurt like hell. I ended up going to the foot doctor who had to drill a hole into the top of my nail to release the blood thus taking the pressure away. I tell ya there is nothing like seein the doc drill into your toe nail and see blood squirt once he hit paydirt. Needless to say my toenail fell off after a few months. Come to think of it I smash my big toes a lot. So far I have had 3 big toenails fall off. Im gonna go back to eating my lunch now.