best snl sketch?

[fquaye14ten]

i submit THIS:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99clarryking1.phtml

[Unregistered]

It's cliche, but I think I like Celebrity Jeopardy. But only the ones with Norm as Burt Reynolds and that other dude playing Sean Connery.

[fquaye14ten]

mr. connery you have control of the board

THEN THE DAY IS MINE

[SoxFan76]

It's cliche, but I think I like Celebrity Jeopardy. But only the ones with Norm as Burt Reynolds and that other dude playing Sean Connery.

I agree. It's kind of like the Cowbell sketch...although it was really played out (albeit years after it was first aired), it's still a work of dumb-comedic genius if that makes sense. To this day when my uncle calls my cell phone he asks if Turd Ferguson is there, to which of course I reply "Yeah, whaddya want"

I'm going to have to go with Debbie Downer though.

:downer:

And this thread needs YouTube clips, so when I get home I can see these sketches.

[fquaye14ten]

you know they never found that anthrax guy

[SoxFan76]

you know they never found that anthrax guy

I just found out I can't have children.

Let's take a ride down the Haaaall of Presidents.

[fquaye14ten]

wah wah

[SoxFan76]

wah wah

meow meow

[Dan Mega]

i submit THIS:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99clarryking1.phtml

:w0ngisright:

[fquaye14ten]

that was mega censored!

[Hangar18]

I liked the Actors' Studio spoof, with one of the Baldwin brothers doing an excellent imitation of Charles Nelson Reilly :rock:

[SoxFan76]

I liked the Actors' Studio spoof, with one of the Baldwin brothers doing an excellent imitation of Charles Nelson Reilly :rock:

Good choice.

I'll also give a shout out to Horatio Sanz and every skit he has made.

Best one: Best of Horatio Sanz. Get it? Because he's not a main cast member? bwahaha

Seriously, it's funny though.

[Unregistered]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8492/normasburtnc3.jpg

Burt Reynolds: Hey. Hey, ah.. check out the podium. Look at this.

Alex Trebek: Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.

Burt Reynolds: Yeah, that's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

[Timmy D's]

So many over the years, but I'll give my #1 to Dana Carvey playin' that song writer, doin' "Choppin Broccoli" the nod, while Hartman plays the mucic critic/producer role gettin' into the music.

Even older alot of John Belushi, Samuri hotel, etc. or John Belushi doin Ray Charles impersonation.

[SoxFan76]

So many over the years, but I'll give my #1 to Dana Carvey playin' that song writer, doin' "Choppin Broccoli" the nod, while Hartman plays the mucic critic/producer role gettin' into the music.

Even older alot of John Belushi, Samuri hotel, etc. or John Belushi doin Ray Charles impersonation.

CHOPPIN BROCCOLAY CHOPPIN BROCCOLAY

You know, I've never even seen that skit. But my cousin went through this 2 day stage up in Wisconsin where he always said CHOPPIN BROCCOLAY CHOPPIN BROCCOLAY over and over again.

[Timmy D's]

Here ya go!!!
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[SoxFan76]

Here ya go!!!
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Many thanks. When I get home I will watch that. At work here we don't get sound. It's probably for the best though. Time to take a DumpJerry. BRB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TeeDeeGee]

Last time I checked, as cliche as it is, it's Behind The Music: Blue Oyster Cult.

[3D23]

God, I forget how much of a bunch of fetuses most of you are.

Buckwheat Sings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQHfGIZ5QE)

Gumby's Christmas Special (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDmsd46OSkY)

GIlda Radner & Jane Curtain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxULYcZlEuM)

Ebony and Ivory (http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1376108634)

Bass-O-Matic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Op3OPItH0)

Jane, you ignorant slut (http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1513595721)

William Shatner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvzN8mGEqSc)

These are only a few I can find that are hysterical.

[Dan Mega]

Is it fetuses or feti?

[Pick a name, Buddy]

God, I forget how much of a bunch of fetuses most of you are.

Buckwheat Sings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQHfGIZ5QE)

Gumby's Christmas Special (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDmsd46OSkY)

GIlda Radner & Jane Curtain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxULYcZlEuM)

Ebony and Ivory (http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1376108634)

Bass-O-Matic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Op3OPItH0)

Jane, you ignorant slut (http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1513595721)

William Shatner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvzN8mGEqSc)

These are only a few I can find that are hysterical.


Who can ever forget "Fee Times a Mady"

[StockdaleforVeep]

Yer all homos, what about the days of snl comercials

There was the adobe car

and this
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i cant find the other one, its where they have that viking gnome that spits blood

[BFC]

Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze doing Chippendale's auditions wins:omg:

[SABRSox]

:bfcisright:

[LuvSox]

This (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99lbird.phtml) is the best skit ever.

[StockdaleforVeep]

i dont wanan read

mime it

[LuvSox]

i dont wanan read

mime it

hehehe.

Some dude brings home his girlfriend for dinner with his family. His mother has to chew up his food and spit it into his mouth liike a baby bird because he can't salivate, or some shit. The girlfriend understands and does it too. Hilarity.

[ViperSox]

Dana Carvey as Massive Headwound Harry.

[LuvSox]

Dana Carvey as Massive Headwound Harry.

funny when the dog chewed on his wound

[fquaye14ten]

dana carvey as the weekend update correspondent old man is pretty awesome

[BFC]

The "McLaughlin Group" one is pretty funny.