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cbotnyse
03-08-2007, 02:52 PM
Please don't say American. :rolleyes:

I am...

Irish 50%
Italian 25%
Croation 25%

:irule:

CaptainBallz
03-08-2007, 02:54 PM
50% Irish
50% Polish

the fluffer
03-08-2007, 02:54 PM
Half Italian
Half Polish

So... I'm slow and stubborn...

zmz
03-08-2007, 02:56 PM
1/2 polish
1/4 irish
1/4 german

:rock:

chisoxtony
03-08-2007, 02:57 PM
50 % Italian
50 % Lithuanian

Iwritecode
03-08-2007, 02:58 PM
I haven't got a clue. I think I might have some Dutch or maybe some German but I'm not really sure. My family tree is so messed up it's not even funny.

Myrtle
03-08-2007, 03:01 PM
I am 50% Polish, 25% German, 25% Russian.

JohnBasedowYoda
03-08-2007, 03:02 PM
100 % Polish

the fluffer
03-08-2007, 03:08 PM
Organic tissue over metal endoskeleton.

and a little brokeback for added flavah.

JohnBasedowYoda
03-08-2007, 03:09 PM
Organic tissue over metal endoskeleton.

complete with body odor, bad breath

LuvSox
03-08-2007, 03:20 PM
Organic tissue over metal endoskeleton.


And now 10% more gangely!

JohnBasedowYoda
03-08-2007, 03:24 PM
This is the most numerous yet of my many pwnings.

I was just completing the Terminator reference.

JohnBasedowYoda
03-08-2007, 03:26 PM
Smell ya later--fore'er.

st' d'in 'he ap'str'phe 'ing 'eh

JohnBasedowYoda
03-08-2007, 03:38 PM
''' ' ' ' '' ' ''''''' a' '' ''''' ''' '' ' ' '

:yup:

CaptainBallz
03-08-2007, 03:41 PM
:yup:

Holy shit, yoda.. I was seriously thinking about changing my avatar to 'ol Jimmy Atwater!

I call dibs on Smoove B though...

JohnBasedowYoda
03-08-2007, 03:44 PM
Holy shit, yoda.. I was seriously thinking about changing my avatar to 'ol Jimmy Atwater!

I call dibs on Smoove B though...

Jim Anchower

CaptainBallz
03-08-2007, 03:49 PM
Jim Anchower

whatever... I was close.

Prope
03-08-2007, 04:23 PM
Swedish
German
French
Dutch

Lucifer
03-08-2007, 04:29 PM
50% Scottish
50% Irish

Natural born drinker.:cool:

Sir Realist
03-08-2007, 04:43 PM
3/8 Serbian
1/4 Slovak
1/8 Croatian
1/8 German
1/8 Bohemian

JohnBasedowYoda
03-08-2007, 04:43 PM
50% Scottish
50% Irish

Natural born drinker.:cool:



And all around scrappy fighter.

Lucifer
03-08-2007, 04:52 PM
And all around scrappy fighter.

You got that right. I have to drink in order for them to get along!:cheers:

JohnBasedowYoda
03-08-2007, 04:55 PM
3/8 Serbian
1/4 Slovak
1/8 Croatian
1/8 German
1/8 Bohemian

Most of the ingrediants needed for a "powder keg"

StockdaleforVeep
03-08-2007, 05:20 PM
Pollack

grandmother came after ww2 after having an unexploded bomb dropped on her fence on her farm, grandfather born here, no idea about fathers side, just grandparents were born here on that side but polish

Palehose13
03-08-2007, 07:44 PM
Half Italian
Half Ukrainian

Maurice Archdeacon
03-08-2007, 07:52 PM
Father:
Italian
Slovak

Mother:
Swedish
Norweigen
Welsh
English

LuvSox
03-08-2007, 07:53 PM
Mother: All German

Father: German and Irish

BURGH
03-09-2007, 08:36 AM
Father:
German
Hungarian
English

Mother:
English
Irish

Somehow last name is Hungarian.

samram
03-09-2007, 08:46 AM
Dad: Indian
Mom: Irish

1951Campbell
03-09-2007, 08:50 AM
Irish
Polish
Hungarian
English

kittle42
03-09-2007, 12:05 PM
American.

CaptainBallz
03-09-2007, 12:06 PM
American.

Navajo?

fquaye14ten
03-09-2007, 12:08 PM
jew

cbotnyse
03-09-2007, 12:17 PM
American.there's one at every party. :rolleyes: :downer:

SoxEd
03-09-2007, 04:00 PM
100% English.
(Hands up if you were surprised by the above 'revelation'.)


i.e. a member of the most miscegenated 'race' in Europe.

StockdaleforVeep
03-09-2007, 04:08 PM
Father:
German
Hungarian
English

Mother:
English
Irish

Somehow last name is Hungarian.


SO YOU are HITLER!

chisoxfanatic
03-09-2007, 04:11 PM
50% Italian
25% Scottish
12.5% Sweedish
12.5% Welsh

JohnBasedowYoda
03-09-2007, 04:13 PM
100% English.
(Hands up if you were surprised by the above 'revelation'.)


i.e. a member of the most miscegenated 'race' in Europe.

Is there any way to determine what band of raving war mongers you descend from? Anglo-Saxons? Normans? Viking pillagers?

SoxEd
03-09-2007, 04:24 PM
Is there any way to determine what band of raving war mongers you descend from? Anglo-Saxons? Normans? Viking pillagers?

Well, you see, that's the whole point.

I am undoubtedly descended from the Romans (and all their component ethnicities), the Angles, the Saxons, the Jutes, the Danes and the Normans.

From my height, build and the color of my hair/eyes, I'd guess that my 'ethnicity' is probably most strongly Germanic/Nordic/Baltic, but I think that my surname is Norman (its first recorded appearance is in the East Riding of Yorkshire in about AD 1180 - so it's most likely either Norman or Danish), and in any case you just can't say with any of the Inselaffen - we're all mixed up.

Physical appearance-wise, I'd have been 'safe' under either of the truly ghastly racist regimes of the last coupla hundred years:

I'm tall & I have (dark) blond hair & blue eyes, so the Nazis would have proclaimed me to be an 'Aryan';
and I can also grow a powerful beard, so the Taliban would also have welcomed me (provided that I allowed one of them to hack off a small part of my wedding tackle).

(Needless to say, I find the ideologies of both these regimes unspeakably ghastly, so both would actually have executed me as a heretic/unbeliever.)

JohnBasedowYoda
03-09-2007, 04:38 PM
SoxEd seems ready for a foreign influence to take over Blairstrip One.

StockdaleforVeep
03-09-2007, 05:00 PM
Well, you see, that's the whole point.

I am undoubtedly descended from the Romans (and all their component ethnicities), the Angles, the Saxons, the Jutes, the Danes and the Normans.

From my height, build and the color of my hair/eyes, I'd guess that my 'ethnicity' is probably most strongly Germanic/Nordic/Baltic, but I think that my surname is Norman (its first recorded appearance is in the East Riding of Yorkshire in about AD 1180 - so it's most likely either Norman or Danish), and in any case you just can't say with any of the Inselaffen - we're all mixed up.

Physical appearance-wise, I'd have been 'safe' under either of the truly ghastly racist regimes of the last coupla hundred years:

I'm tall & I have (dark) blond hair & blue eyes, so the Nazis would have proclaimed me to be an 'Aryan';
and I can also grow a powerful beard, so the Taliban would also have welcomed me (provided that I allowed one of them to hack off a small part of my wedding tackle).

(Needless to say, I find the ideologies of both these regimes unspeakably ghastly, so both would actually have executed me as a heretic/unbeliever.)


You could be the offspring of an Egyptian whore that was rabaged by romans, gauls, saxons, and etc etc

CaptainBallz
03-10-2007, 02:36 AM
I guess my roots go back to when the Angles...met the Saxons.

so, when he

http://www.ndown.com/images/pg1/kurtangle.jpg

met them

http://www.metal-archives.com/images/626_photo.jpg?


I guess it makes sense..

MeanFish
03-10-2007, 05:55 AM
Mostly:
Slovenian
Dutch

And a combination of many others.

SoxEd
03-10-2007, 12:49 PM
You could be the offspring of an Egyptian whore that was rabaged by romans, gauls, saxons, and etc etc

Indeed I could.

Or of some buck-toothed Welsh shepherdess who got gangbanged by the whole hairy-backed First Cohort of Legio IX Hispania.