Report: Another Baseball Team Almost Does Something As Interesting As Yankees, Red Sox

[Erik The Red]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/63041

:rolling:

[gbergman]

LOL

[Unregistered]

Prince Fielder, Torii Hunter, Jeff Suppan, and Joe Nathan were unavailable for comment, as they are not Derek Jeter, Curt Schilling, Johnny Damon, or Alex Rodriguez.:clap:

[SoxFan76]

I love it.

[TeeDeeGee]

What the hell?
This can't be real. :confused:

[Unregistered]

What the hell?
This can't be real. :confused:

Holy hell, you're retarded. :ridiculous:

The Onion isn't a real newspaper.

[23Ventura]

That's awesome.

[cheeses_h_rice]

What the hell?
This can't be real. :confused:

:o :o :o :o

[SoxFan76]

What the hell?
This can't be real. :confused:

Don't tell me you're "that guy"!

Every time someone posts an Onion article there's always the one person who doesn't get it.

Satire, my man.

[Unregistered]

TDG must be high on DayQuil or something.

He's waaaaay too much of a dork not to know the Onion is a joke. :D

[TeeDeeGee]

TDG must be high on DayQuil or something.

He's waaaaay too much of a dork not to know the Onion is a joke. :D

Could you guys give me a little credit at least? :D
I totally pwned you idiots.

I read the Onion every week when I'm at school. Physical paper FTW.

[Unregistered]

Yeah, we sure were pwned when you made yourself look like the moron who thinks the Onion is real news. :shrug:

Good one, dude!

:highfive:

[Prope]

I thought that was funny.

[SoxFan76]

Yeah, we sure were pwned when you made yourself look like the moron who thinks the Onion is real news. :shrug:

Good one, dude!

:highfive:

PUH-OWNED

[1951Campbell]

This story is even funnier, at least to me:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/brett_favre_demands_trade_to_1996