RIP Britney Spears

[LuvSox]

Wouldn't that be wild, she takes her own life instead of being an attention whore?




Discuss.

[Myrtle]

I like where you're going with this.

[Unregistered]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6758/britneypiccardbr3.jpg

Yeah, bitches!

[getonbckthr]

I would still fuck her.

[cbotnyse]

http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britney_rages.php

she's really losing it. (page loads very slow, have patience)

[SoxEd]

The tragedy of Ms. Spears' life is that she was, is, and always will be Poor White Trash - but she's only just realising that fact now.

She was a child 'star', then became a teenaged 'star' on the back of that pervy schoolgirl video for her first single (although I admit that it's a bloody good song), and was, I reckon, driven to seek the empty adulation of fans by the lack of any real love in her life.

No that she's a mother, and her singing career is lolling in the doldrums, I think that she has realised that empty fame is no substitute at all for the love that only a settled personal life can provide - and she's probably regretting her decision to get knocked up and then dump the father of her kids.

And she's probably really regretting hanging out with no-talent attention-whores like Paris Hilton, especially the whole "let's see how many times I can get pics of my snatch in the tabloid press" malarkey.

I think that she probably also regrets getting the frankentits put in too.

I reckon that she's comparable to Anna Nicole Smith - although probably not as doomed as she was.

But then what do I know about it?

I'm just a Curmudgeonly Spinster who likes a good rant.
;)

[JohnBasedowYoda]

So I open the locker room and this is the thread at the top...

:confused:

[Prope]

I blame Stockdale for Ed not being around here. Long and short of it: Ban Stockdale.

[Dan Mega]

I thought that chops determined that Ed was a clever ruse?