I like soccer, but...

[fquaye14ten]

....this is why most people don't:

http://deadspin.com/sports/soccer/run-futboler-run-242214.php

brokeback.

[1951Campbell]

I like soccer...


:omg:

[zmz]

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:omg:

[fquaye14ten]

:omg:

as someone who is a pretty good athlete, i've played soccer at various points in my life and it's a lot of fun (if you don't do the grade school play for the tie shit)....therefore i enjoy watching it a little.

Any sport I played competitively at a decently high level, I enjoy watching to a certain extent:

Baseball
Wrestling
Hockey
Football
Soccer
Golf
Tennis

PING PONG

[fquaye14ten]

6NQQMqMaYvg


:omg:

cristiano renaldo or however you spell that shit can go ahead and kill himself

[CaptainBallz]

6NQQMqMaYvg


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That dude rules... I've seen that before and assumed it was fake, am I wrong?

[Palehose13]

Most people don't like soccer because they look like a bunch of faggots out there. They are not called "Field Fairies" for no reason. :D

Case in point:

In the first video the guy in the blue uni tried to trip the dude by reaching out with his feet...like a fag. Tackle the mother fucker.

The second video...I don't think I have to say anything.

[fquaye14ten]

The correct spelling is...

Arriaga II

no dumbass it's pizzozo

and they'll all be signing autographs

[SoxEd]

In the first video the guy in the blue uni tried to trip the dude by reaching out with his feet...like a fag. Tackle the mother fucker.


Yep. They don't 'do' gridiron-style tackles in soccer.

If it's a Man's Game your after, you should be watching Rugby.

Brawls used to be commonplace before the referees got miked-up.

I remember the first game I saw with a miked-up ref - it was England v Australia.

After a physical altercation involving players from both teams, the ref called one Aussie and one Limey over.
He could be heard saying to the two players "right, you (the Aussie) started that by headbutting him (the Limey) on the nose during the maul, but he continued it."
Then, to the Limey:
"You have one free punch at him for that, but don't let me see you do anything more, or I'll send you both off."

Genius.

Of course, back in the 70's, stamping on opponents' heads was an accepted part of the game, and you'd always see several guys covered in blood by the end, playing on with broken noses etc, and you'd also see guys e.g. dislocate their shoulder during the game, then have a team-mate yank their arm out of its socket so that it could 'pop back in' to the correct position, and then they'd play on.

Today's Rugby matches are much less physical (fight-wise) than they used to be.
Then again, the players today are also professionals - so they're an order of magnitude larger, heavier, stronger, and fitter, so they'd probably be able to kill each other now.

[BFC]

The correct spelling is...

Arriaga II

Barriaga.

[fquaye14ten]

aruglia

[fquaye14ten]

new rule: eat shit and or hell

[Palehose13]

Yep. They don't 'do' gridiron-style tackles in soccer.

If it's a Man's Game your after, you should be watching Rugby.


I used to play rugby. First a winger then a flanker for the (now defunct) Milwaukee Mayhem.