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JohnBasedowYoda
03-06-2007, 07:44 PM
58: The jersey size, according to Majestic, Major League Baseball's uniform makers, for San Diego Padres left-hander David Wells, making it the biggest in the big leagues. Wells is listed at 6-3, 248 pounds.


Damn
SectionBNole
03-06-2007, 07:48 PM
:yup:
JohnBasedowYoda
03-06-2007, 07:54 PM
:yup:

We've pretty much tapped this one then, eh?
SectionBNole
03-06-2007, 09:49 PM
Im thinkin so
Unregistered
03-07-2007, 09:08 AM
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2402/audienceof7.jpg

"HOW FAT IS HE?!?!"
Iwritecode
03-07-2007, 09:22 AM
I heard or read somewhere that it's the biggest jersey ever made for a MLB player.
BigBadBill
03-07-2007, 10:18 AM
50 freaking 8? I am 6'5". 280 lbs and wear a 48. This guy is a cow.
Hangar18
03-07-2007, 10:20 AM
its true. He currently will wear the Largest jersey Size ever made in the MLB
Size 58
SoxFan76
03-07-2007, 12:00 PM
50 freaking 8? I am 6'5". 280 lbs and wear a 48. This guy is a cow.

We're exactly the same size. A fellow big man, excellent.
fquaye14ten
03-07-2007, 12:03 PM
measure!

MEASURE!
LuvSox
03-07-2007, 12:04 PM
We're exactly the same size. A fellow big man, excellent.

You guys could be an unstoppable force in tag-team wrestling.
BigBadBill
03-07-2007, 02:13 PM
So, as best I can tell, there are (at least) 3 guys up here who could start for the Bears next year on the D-line. My kind-a-crowd!:rock:
fquaye14ten
03-07-2007, 03:07 PM
I'm built like a running back--- 5'11 1/2", 185
getonbckthr
03-07-2007, 03:09 PM
You guys could be an unstoppable force in tag-team wrestling.
Los Chubbadores?
BigBadBill
03-07-2007, 03:49 PM
Los Chubbadores?

gee, thanks.:omg:
LuvSox
03-07-2007, 03:51 PM
gee, thanks.:omg:

Kick his ass.

:whistle:
BigBadBill
03-07-2007, 04:16 PM
Kick his ass.

:whistle:

getonbckthr is a guy? You're kidding right?
SoxFan76
03-07-2007, 04:48 PM
So, as best I can tell, there are (at least) 3 guys up here who could start for the Bears next year on the D-line. My kind-a-crowd!:rock:

Never been in a fight in my life.

But my friends are quick to turn to me when they got a problem with somebody. Being the enforcer is a pretty cool title.

Unfortunately, it doesn't get the chicks.
BigBadBill
03-08-2007, 12:49 PM
Never been in a fight in my life.

But my friends are quick to turn to me when they got a problem with somebody. Being the enforcer is a pretty cool title.

Unfortunately, it doesn't get the chicks.

I have come to the conclusion that to get chicks you either have to be so butt ugly that cockroaches run from you (how I met my wife), or such an asshole that your family disowns you (how my buddy met his).

If you don't have those going for you then a lot of money makes up for everything else. :eek:
1951Campbell
03-08-2007, 01:41 PM
David Wells needs to sumo wrestle Rich Garces:

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/0612/photo/s_richg_i.jpg
fquaye14ten
03-08-2007, 02:26 PM
that is totally true----for real!