Lamer Joke

[fquaye14ten]

see poll

[samram]

I said churros, but they're both lame. Maybe just 'cause the churros thing was an option on every fucking poll that old site has.

[TeeDeeGee]

Alsip by far.

Now Glen Ellyn jokes are another story though. ;)

[CaptainBallz]

I said churros because of the omnipresence of it and the fact that churros blow donkey hog.

this is not to take away from the unfunniness of Alsip, by any means. It's just not as gay as the churro "joke".

[Prope]

I said churros because of the omnipresence of it and the fact that churros blow donkey hog.

this is not to take away from the unfunniness of Alsip, by any means. It's just not as gay as the churro "joke".
what he said.

[Palehose13]

The Alsip jokes were fucking lame and mentioned waaaaay more often than churros.

[fquaye14ten]

Where's the option for churros?

look up where it says churros

[fquaye14ten]

oh fuck off zoso

just go to your high school reunion or some shit

[LuvSox]

I got my girlfriend some perfume for Christmas. My girlfriend likes perfume. My girlfriend makes more than me. Did I mention I have a grilfriend?

[Prope]

I got my girlfriend some perfume for Christmas. My girlfriend likes perfume. My girlfriend makes more than me. Did I mention I have a grilfriend?
I hope you didn't pay a lot.

[LuvSox]

I hope you didn't pay a lot.

I got the chaeper one for my girlfriend. My girlfriend won't notice the difference.

[TeeDeeGee]

Has anyone here tried [obscure soy based product]? ;)

[Palehose13]

Did you get Eau de toilette or Eau de parfum?

[Prope]

I got the chaeper one for my girlfriend. My girlfriend won't notice the difference.
Did you guys know he was actually banned for a year?

[LuvSox]

Did you guys know he was actually banned for a year?

Did not know that. I can believe it though.

[Prope]

Was he? I think the first I noticed him was in that neat drink fiasco. Man what a cunt he was then.
http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=83096&page=2

[LuvSox]

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=83096&page=2

Yes, now I remember. And thanks for the link, I love seeing BANNED under my name over there! :cool:

[Prope]

Oh, I thought you meant a long time ago. This was recently.
I'm actually searching through some of his all-time greatest hits (http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=1333395&postcount=11).

[Prope]

What a horrible thread. I love how voodoo said my complaint about our waitress being nowhere to be found was "whining plain and simple." We couldn't get a damn drink. What a moron.
Obviously, you're not in the bid'ness, whiner.

[Prope]

To add on, I've been telling both of these to some of the students this week..

a.) I used to work at a gum factory until the boss chewed me out.

or

b.) I'd work for an elevator company, but there are too many up and downs.

[Prope]

What grade? Don't tell me you're giving high school kids the old Joey Gladstone schtick. :D
High School

Today I was told that some kids have been calling me a nerd.

[Prope]

Based on what?!

Seriously though, with the right deadpan delivery it might work.
Some of them didn't get it. I've been working on my deadpan delivery, it's getting better.

[fquaye14ten]

High School

Today I was told that some kids have been calling me a nerd.

they probably think you are a nerd b/c you have an irrational hatred for Notre Dame and meanwhile Brady Quinn is a mountain of a man

[Prope]

they probably think you are a nerd b/c you have an irrational hatred for Notre Dame and meanwhile Brady Quinn is a mountain of a man
Keep it up man, trust me, I have more reasons to hate ND next year....

http://www.trojanwire.com/football/images/JIMMYCLAUSEN.JPG

:jagoff: :jagoff: :jagoff: :jagoff:

[fquaye14ten]

i do not support jimmy claussen

his brothers are fags

[Prope]

i do not support jimmy claussen
I'll remember that.

[fquaye14ten]

sigh....do indeed remember that. he's a chum, plain and simple