View Full Version : Upcoming SOX promotion: Beard Night
Hangar18
02-28-2007, 08:05 PM
(Val will insert jokes here)
The SOX are really doing this, ought to be funny.
Efilnikufesin
02-28-2007, 08:18 PM
Link.. what are you talking about?
the fluffer
02-28-2007, 08:21 PM
do you get in free with a beard or something? Free beer if you let them shave your beard? Do you have any details Hangar?
Hangar18
02-28-2007, 09:15 PM
do you get in free with a beard or something? Free beer if you let them shave your beard? Do you have any details Hangar?
was talked about on the Score, theyre working the kinks out, but it will be similar to "mullet" night.
itsnotrequired
02-28-2007, 09:17 PM
Steve Stoute is the type of guy who just looking at him you assume he could grow a powerful beard.
Unregistered
02-28-2007, 10:37 PM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m259/reekazoid/conan_obrien_16.jpg
"In other news, the White Sox have announced their new 'Beard Night' promotion. Tom Cruise is set to throw out the first pitch along with his beard, Katie Holmes."
*anxiously awaits TDG's bitching about Anselm's Curse*
LuvSox
02-28-2007, 11:16 PM
*anxiously awaits TDG's bitching about Anselm's Curse*
*anxiously awaits a definition for Anselm's curse*
TeeDeeGee
02-28-2007, 11:22 PM
*anxiously awaits a definition for Anselm's curse*
*tells Luv that BFC doesn't know what he's talking about*
The condition you are looking for is known as "Anselmo's Curse" and the phrase was not coined by me, I am merely a reformed victim (Who will soon once again just be a regular victim).
It is named after Phil Anselmo of Pantera.
fquaye14ten
02-28-2007, 11:36 PM
*anxiously awaits a definition for Anselm's curse*
that than which there is none greater
SoxFan76
03-01-2007, 01:25 AM
Well Carl, I was going to post your picture of the many bearded men, but it's not on your Myspace anymore. So post it for me to complete my joke.
LuvSox
03-01-2007, 07:10 AM
that than which there is none greater
Formerly known as fquaye curse? :eek:
It's actually Amanda Beard night:
http://www.witz.org/images/amandabeard.jpg
CaptainBallz
03-01-2007, 08:44 AM
*tells Luv that BFC doesn't know what he's talking about*
The condition you are looking for is known as "Anselmo's Curse" and the phrase was not coined by me, I am merely a reformed victim (Who will soon once again just be a regular victim).
It is named after Phil Anselmo of Pantera.
If the curse counts, I will rock it au naturale on "Beard Night".
http://www.metalexpressradio.com/images/covers/OzzPhil%20Anselmo%20-%20Dan%20From%20Stage1.jpg
Fucking Hoff-Style.
TheeMinnesotaSoxFan
03-01-2007, 10:48 AM
I just shaved off my beard. Somewhere in the world, Kyle Orton is crying.
1951Campbell
03-01-2007, 10:55 AM
I just shaved off my beard. Somewhere in the world, Kyle Orton is crying.
Those aren't tears, just whiskey that missed his mouth.
Hangar18
03-01-2007, 11:03 AM
Chips looks good in that suit.
The best pic hands down is Miller with that beard!
TeeDeeGee
03-01-2007, 11:04 AM
Chips looks good in that suit.
The best pic hands down is Miller with that beard!
Chips looks like Napolean Dynamite...
Iwritecode
03-01-2007, 11:15 AM
http://sjl-static5.sjl.youtube.com/vi/uh04O9-b2es/2.jpg
Damn I'm smooth.
maurice
03-01-2007, 11:32 AM
Beard Night sounds good to me (way better than hillbilly hairdo night).
I grew a beard so I could harness the power of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick. No way I'm shaving it off.
chisoxfanatic
03-01-2007, 12:50 PM
I feel the Sox are discriminating against us women by doing this. I, therefore, am going to sue the Sox for $100 million. A portion of that money will be donated to Hangar18 for this site.
LuvSox
03-01-2007, 12:54 PM
I feel the Sox are discriminating against us women by doing this. I, therefore, am going to sue the Sox for $100 million. A portion of that money will be donated to Hangar18 for this site.
Just show your beard.
SoxFan76
03-01-2007, 01:18 PM
I just shaved my beard. It's still kind of like a beard, but not quite.
fquaye14ten
03-01-2007, 02:26 PM
Just show your beard.
classy. at least you refrained from using the word clam
Palehose13
03-01-2007, 04:33 PM
fquaye and I will have to go together and be each other's beard.
fquaye14ten
03-01-2007, 05:51 PM
fquaye and I will have to go together and be each other's beard.
I see how it is now that Baby's gone.
:omg:
Domeshot17
03-02-2007, 06:09 AM
awesome, is there an exact date, I'll grow a fuckin sweet one for that, Maybe I'll even go Jeff Bagwell and grow it to my stomach.
Palehose13
03-02-2007, 11:03 AM
I see how it is now that Baby's gone.
:omg:
We were flriting way before Baby left.
fquaye14ten
03-02-2007, 11:22 AM
:hello:
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