This or That

[cbotnyse]

This is how it works. Choose between two things, whichever you prefer for whatever reason (but don't go into details). Then you list two more things for the next person to choose from. Example:

Post 1: Apples or Oranges?

_________________________________________


Post 2: Oranges!

Rodeo or Nascar?

_________________________________________

Post 3: .... Rodeo...

Siskel or Ebert?

_________________________________________

So on and so forth. I'll get it started with the first things to choose from. So, will it be this or that - - -

Coke or Pepsi?

[getonbckthr]

This is how it works. Choose between two things, whichever you prefer for whatever reason (but don't go into details). Then you list two more things for the next person to choose from. Example:

Post 1: Apples or Oranges?

_________________________________________


Post 2: Oranges!

Rodeo or Nascar?

_________________________________________

Post 3: .... Rodeo...

Siskel or Ebert?

_________________________________________

So on and so forth. I'll get it started with the first things to choose from. So, will it be this or that - - -

Coke or Pepsi?
Coke pepsi is the devil.

Breasts or ass.

[cbotnyse]

ass

Saturday or Sunday

[getonbckthr]

Saturday Sunday is preparation for Mon-thursday.

Ketchup or no ketchup on Hot dog?

[Goose]

Saturday Sunday is preparation for Mon-thursday.

Ketchup or no ketchup on Hot dog?

No ketchup.

Blondes or Red Heads?

[cbotnyse]

Ketchup

Google or Yahoo

[getonbckthr]

Blondes
Yahoo

Door A or Door B

[zmz]

ass

Saturday or Sunday

edit, too late

[cbotnyse]

Door A to the right

Ford or Chevy

[getonbckthr]

Door A to the right

Ford or Chevy

Nice play.
Ford.

Elisha Cuthbert or Tiffany amber thiessen.

[zmz]

Nice play.
Ford.

Elisha Cuthbert or Tiffany amber thiessen.


Cuthbert

Left or Right

[cbotnyse]

Right.


Starbucks or Dunkin D's

[getonbckthr]

Right.


Starbucks or Dunkin D's

DD fuck Seattle.


St. Patty's day or 1/2 way to St. Patty's day.

[JohnBasedowYoda]

DD fuck Seattle.


St. Patty's day or 1/2 way to St. Patty's day.



Patty's Day




Death by fire or death by freezing

[getonbckthr]

Patty's Day




Death by fire or death by freezing

Stumped:confused:

[cbotnyse]

Freezing


thin crust or deep dish

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Freezing


thin crust or deep dish

Thin and crispy. Deep is too much


hairy or shaved

[getonbckthr]

Thin and crispy. Deep is too much


hairy or shaved
well groomed runway

blue ray or hd-dvd

[cbotnyse]

well groomed runway

blue ray or hd-dvd

HD-DVD (havent seen a blu ray yet:confused: )


Ski or snowboard

[getonbckthr]

HD-DVD (havent seen a blu ray yet:confused: )


Ski or snowboard

ski

Taco Bell or Taco Burrito King

[JohnBasedowYoda]

ski

Taco Bell or Taco Burrito King

A taco bell that hasn't failed any inspections


WSJ or Soxand the City

[Sir Realist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TQByv_xkuc

[cbotnyse]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TQByv_xkuc
that is catchy.


Buehrle or Garland

[getonbckthr]

that is catchy.


Buehrle or Garland
Garland

Ben Wallace: Fro or no Fro

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Nobody answered mine, you nozzles:mad:

[Myrtle]

Nobody answered mine, you nozzles:mad:

Yeah, yours kinda stopped the thread for a few days. :whistle:

[cbotnyse]

Nobody answered mine, you nozzles:mad:SATC

Yoda or Myrtle

[JohnBasedowYoda]

SATC

Yoda or Myrtle

Yoda


JohnBasedow or Yoda

[Lucifer]

Yoda


JohnBasedow or Yoda

Yoda.

Sex Drugs or Rock-n-Roll?

[Myrtle]

Yoda.

Sex Drugs or Rock-n-Roll?

Sex/Drugs

cbot or nyse?

[cbotnyse]

Ben Wallace w/Fro
Yoda
Sex and Drugs


Mexican or Chinese (food)

[Myrtle]

Ben Wallace w/Fro
Yoda
Sex and Drugs


Mexican or Chinese (food)

:mad: You skipped mine!

[1951Campbell]

Sex/Drugs

cbot or nyse?

CBOT.

Loggins or Messina?

[getonbckthr]

:mad: You skipped mine!
Cbot
Mexican

Better in Departed:
Damon, Dicaprio, Wahlberg or Jack

[cbotnyse]

:mad: You skipped mine!http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f21/cbotnyse/Gursky20CBOT20II-1.jpg

[getonbckthr]

CBOT.

Loggins or Messina?
Messina

[cbotnyse]

CBOT.

Loggins or Messina?:confused: or :confused:

[Myrtle]

:confused: or :confused:

:omg:

Zoso or Unregistered?

[zmz]

:omg:

Zoso or Unregistered?

zoso

Reading a wsi mods post or being burned alive

[JohnBasedowYoda]

zoso

Reading a wsi mods post or being burned alive

Reading a mods post from WSI. I like being broken down and humiliated.


Hardshell or Softshell:confused:

[JohnBasedowYoda]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f21/cbotnyse/Gursky20CBOT20II-1.jpg

I could never do that.

[1951Campbell]

Soft.

Green hot sauce or red hot sauce?

Red.

Green chile or red chile?

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Soft.

Green hot sauce or red hot sauce?

green if it's from a mexican restaurant.


is it from a mexican restaurant / it's not from a mexican restaurant

[fquaye14ten]

It's from a Mexican ristorante

Kelly or Bud Bundy?

Bud, b/c he wasn't in that abortion of a movie Anchorman


Lemmy or The Holy Spirit?

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Bud, b/c he wasn't in that abortion of a movie Anchorman


Lemmy or The Holy Spirit?

Trick question, they're the same


Tool / A Perfect Circle

[cbotnyse]

Trick question, they're the same


Tool / A Perfect Circle


(how does Yoda kill this thread everytime?:confused: )

Tool


Simpsons or Seinfeld

[Joosh]

(how does Yoda kill this thread everytime?:confused: )

Tool


Simpsons or Seinfeld

Seinfeld.

Leather or Lace? (On your lady, of course. Or your man, you know, whatever floats your boat)

[getonbckthr]

Seinfeld.

Leather or Lace? (On your lady, of course. Or your man, you know, whatever floats your boat)
Leather with a lacy design?

Front door/Backdoor (yes this question has dual meaning)

[JohnBasedowYoda]

(how does Yoda kill this thread everytime?:confused: )

Tool


Simpsons or Seinfeld

I have become death, destroyer of threads

[Iwritecode]

Leather with a lacy design?

Front door/Backdoor (yes this question has dual meaning)

Front door. The back door of my house leads into the garage and you have to jump a fence to get to it.

Bill or Ted?

[cbotnyse]

Front door. The back door of my house leads into the garage and you have to jump a fence to get to it.

Bill or Ted?

Ted

cash or credit?

[Unregistered]

A frat boy puts his balls on the forehead of his sleeping frat brother and takes a picture.

Funny or gay?

[CaptainBallz]

A frat boy puts his balls on the forehead of his sleeping frat brother and takes a picture.

Funny or gay?

Gay.

Stonewall Jackson or Ambrose Bursides?

[Palehose13]

Ted

cash or credit?

Cash. I need to lower my debt to income ratio.

A frat boy puts his balls on the forehead of his sleeping frat brother and takes a picture.

Funny or gay?

Definitely gay.

Trimmed or Shaved?

[Unregistered]

Cash. I need to lower my debt to income ratio.



Definitely gay.

Trimmed or Shaved?

Shaved.

Oh, and check this out:

p4-8jn7bjJo

[1951Campbell]

Cash. I need to lower my debt to income ratio.



Definitely gay.

Trimmed or Shaved?

Shaved. I look a bit unprofessional in a beard.












:D

Chocolate or cheese?

[CaptainBallz]

quit skippin' me, asspipes!!

civil war bro-down, NOW!!

[cbotnyse]

Gay.

Stonewall Jackson or Ambrose Bursides?Stonewall

Civil War or Revolutionary War?

[CaptainBallz]

Stonewall

Civil War or Revolutionary War?

Civil War.

Kix or Pops?

[cbotnyse]

Civil War.

Kix or Pops?Pops.

2% or skim

[fquaye14ten]

skim.



rubber band or paper clip?

[1951Campbell]

Paper clip.

Pilate or Judas?

[cbotnyse]

Paper clip.

Pilate or Judas?
Pilate

catholic or jew

[fquaye14ten]

jew


pilates or Jodie Foster

[the fluffer]

jew


pilates or Jodie Foster

Pilates.

Facebook or MYSPACE

[getonbckthr]

Pilates.

Facebook or MYSPACE
Facebook

Whores or working women?

[Sir Realist]

Facebook

Whores or working women?

whores.

lines or keys?

[TeeDeeGee]

Keys, definitely.

Turkey leg or cheese stick?

Turkey leg

Transformers or malaria?

[Palehose13]

Malaria.

Sodomized by the Yeti or drink a bucket of the Devil's cum?

I'll take the Yeti.

blind or deaf?

[the fluffer]

I'll take the Yeti.

blind or deaf?


deaf.

smoke a joint: weed or opium??

[LuvSox]

I'll take the Yeti.

blind or deaf?

Deaf. I can't hear boobies.


Legs or thighs?

[zmz]

Opium.

Aniston or Cox?

P.S. Opium ruuuuuuules

aniston

69 or 420

[the fluffer]

aniston

69 or 420

69!!! with Jennifer Aniston.


fqueye OR zoso?

[LuvSox]

fqueye OR zoso?

http://www.science.uwaterloo.ca/~darkmatt/pics/acegary.jpg

[cbotnyse]

http://www.science.uwaterloo.ca/~darkmatt/pics/acegary.jpgtouche.

Thomas Jones or Benson

[SectionBNole]

Jones

Women's basketball or watching grass grow?

[fquaye14ten]

watching grass grow


the olympics or cspan?

[LuvSox]

the olympics or cspan?


Summer Olympics rock.



Stairs or Elevator?

[1951Campbell]

Elevator for 2 or more floors.

Harley or crotch rocket?

[TeeDeeGee]

Elevator for 2 or more floors.

Harley or crotch rocket?
Harley

Gilmore Girls or Veronica Mars?

[LuvSox]

Gilmore Girls or Veronica Mars?


:tumbleweed:



Eating at the Y

or

A tall stack of Johnny Cakes

[StockdaleforVeep]

johnny cakes i guess.....

Zoso or me?

[CaptainBallz]

johnny cakes i guess.....

Zoso or me?

Me, of course.

Chachi or Nick?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/62/Chachi.jpg/250px-Chachi.jpghttp://www.familyties-tv.com/postcards/nick.jpg

[1951Campbell]

johnny cakes i guess.....

Zoso or me?

http://www.science.uwaterloo.ca/~darkmatt/pics/acegary.jpg

[1951Campbell]

Me, of course.

Chachi or Nick?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/62/Chachi.jpg/250px-Chachi.jpghttp://www.familyties-tv.com/postcards/nick.jpg

Chachi.

Scotch or bourbon?

[TeeDeeGee]

Scotch. Bourbon is el horrible.

My butt or your...butt?

My butt

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/TheDarkGundam/FallenArches.jpg OR http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/TheDarkGundam/5490.jpg

[cbotnyse]

Scotch. Bourbon is el horrible.

My butt or your...butt?:urgay:


Sosa or McGwire

[1951Campbell]

:urgay:


Sosa or McGwire

McGwire.

Iliad or Odyssey?

[1951Campbell]

Odyssey.

Eastern thought or Western thought?

West Siiiiiiiiiiiiide!

Peter Rabbit or Bigwig from Watership Down?

[1951Campbell]

What the fuck are you talking about? Peter Rabbit.

Blonde or brunette?

Brunette.

Sacagawea or Susan B. Anthony?

[1951Campbell]

Blonde or brunette? (I'm looking for the right answer this time)

1951Campbell's Pensees

--1--

Blondes are hot in theory, brunettes are hot in practice.

[1951Campbell]

Breaking glass or shooting things?

[1951Campbell]

Shooting things. It makes me feel like a big man.

Playboy or Hustler?

Playboy.

Mountains or the ocean?

[1951Campbell]

Mountains.

The Ocean or Communication Breakdown?

The Ocean.

The Lemon Song, The Rain Song, or The Wanton Song?*

*Geez, they mailed in some of the song titles, didn't they?

[1951Campbell]

Funny, I almost used the Wanton Song above but went with CB.

The Lemon Song by a long, long way.

Tommy or Axis?

That's tough, but Tommy. Axis loses points for having a Noel Redding song on it.

Gibson SG or Fender Strat?

[Doug Simpson]

That's tough, but Tommy. Axis loses points for having a Noel Redding song on it.

Gibson SG or Fender Strat?


Fender Strat.


Van Halen or Van Hager?

[TeeDeeGee]

Fender Strat.


Van Halen or Van Hager?

Van Halen :shrug:

Camaro or Mustang? :cool:

[Prope]

I can't fit in either one so Canyonero.

Sweet or salty?
Salty

Balls or Shaft?

[the fluffer]

Salty

Balls or Shaft?

Taint.

Slayer or Metallica

[Prope]

Taint.

Slayer or Metallica
Metallica

Hangar or JFK conspiracy theorists?

[SoxFan76]

Metallica

Hangar or JFK conspiracy theorists?

Hangar

(Sorry for repeats, I didn't read the whole thread)

Gel or Solid deodorant

[fquaye14ten]

the obvious answer for all non fags


a-rod or some scrub who knows how to bunt and hits .260

[StockdaleforVeep]

the obvious answer for all non fags


a-rod or some scrub who knows how to bunt and hits .260

mvp arod

west or daver?

[LuvSox]

west or daver?

A fork in the eye.

Debbie Gibson or Tiffany?

[StockdaleforVeep]

A fork in the eye.

Debbie Gibson or Tiffany?

not a response, but a comment that i am laughing

[fquaye14ten]

a comment that i am laughing




crum bum or young hellion

[LuvSox]

I was once a young hellion.

Timbuktu or Timbukthree?


Timbukthree (That song was in my head just the other day.)


Give or Receive?

[CaptainBallz]

Timbukthree (That song was in my head just the other day.)


Give or Receive?

Receive.

Pitch or Catch?

[LuvSox]

Receive.

Pitch or Catch?


Pitch.


L/R or Switch hitter?

[LuvSox]

Switch.

Grunge or metal?


Grunge.


Straight or Curved?

[cbotnyse]

Grunge.


Straight or Curved?
curved. er, I mean straight, I mean I'm straight. *runs away*

Blue Moon or Hacker Schor

[CaptainBallz]

Pschorrrr

Ford or foreign?

foreign

girl next door or exotic hotties..

[Efilnikufesin]

foreign

girl next door or exotic hotties..

Girl Next Door

Cliff Diving or Bungie Jumping

[SoxEd]

Cliff Diving or Bungie Jumping

Neither (I know, sorry)!

Base Jumping (http://www.basejumping.co.uk/) totally pwns both they asses.

Liz Hurley, or Keeley Hazell?
(N.B. 'Both' is not eligible as an answer at this time. Thankyou for flying Air Loco.)

[StockdaleforVeep]

mmm keeley

soxed and englands crazy roundabouts

or

Us and the dan ryan construction hassel

[Prope]

mmm keeley

soxed and englands crazy roundabouts

or

Us and the dan ryan construction hassel
Dan Ryan

For Lent

Pepper and Egg Sandwich or Fish Fry?

[Bonzosa]

Fish and Chips

Keeping the lenten theme...
Long John Silvers or Filet o' fish ala McDonnies?

[fquaye14ten]

mickey d's.


jumbalaya or shrimp gumbo

[LuvSox]

jumbalaya or shrimp gumbo


Shrimp Gumbo



Vaginal or C-Section?

[Lucifer]

Shrimp Gumbo



Vaginal or C-Section?

C-sec

Vaginal or Anal

[LuvSox]

Vaginal or Anal

Vaggy



A big black booty

or

A small white chick ass

[Lucifer]

Vaggy



A big black booty

or

A small white chick ass

A small white chick ass dude!

Missionary or Doggy-Style

[fquaye14ten]

second option. it worked for kruk.




would you rather have a penis on your forehead or coming out of your armpit?

[Efilnikufesin]

Do I still have one where it counts? Because if so I'd take the armpit and get it removed. The scarring would be less noticeable in the armpit than on the forehead.

If that's my only penis, the forehead. I'd be able to please a woman vaginally and clitorally, penally and orally, at the same time. I'd make millions as a porn star and live in seclusion as a freak and have Big Macs delivered to my mansion.

Would you rather never have sex again or never drink again?

This means no sexual pleasure from a woman in any way, or you must remain completely sober for the rest of your life and that includes all mind-altering substances.

No drink..I can live with out the Kettle, living w/o sex.. yeah right!

Throw out a first Pitch at game or See the White Sox win another title ( you being just in the stands)

[LuvSox]

I'm satisfied with my throwing-out-a-first-pitch-less life so far. I'll take another title.

Half windsor or full windsor?


Half



Suppository or Enema?

[fquaye14ten]

suppository


nsync or backstreet boys

[LuvSox]

nsync or backstreet boys


Color Me Badd



Rockin' Pnuemonia

or

Boogie Woogie Flu

[fquaye14ten]

bad case of "lovin' you"




sex and drugs

or

rock and roll

[LuvSox]

sex and drugs

or

rock and roll


Sex & Drugs :thumbsup:


.9mm or 12 gauge

[Joosh]

Sex & Drugs :thumbsup:


.9mm or 12 gauge

.9mm.

Friend or Foe?

[SoxFan76]

.9mm.

Friend or Foe?

Foe

Coke Zero or Diet Coke

[Efilnikufesin]

Foe

Coke Zero or Diet Coke

Mt Dew

VBS or Pearl

[SoxFan76]

Mt Dew

VBS or Pearl

It's called this or that. Not this, that or the other thing. :mad:

[Efilnikufesin]

It's called this or that. Not this, that or the other thing. :mad:

Hey it was done before.. didn't see anyone else bitch about it..

[SoxFan76]

Hey it was done before.. didn't see anyone else bitch about it..

it was a joke

[LuvSox]

VBS or Pearl



VBS :shrug:


Meaty Beaty

or

Big & Bouncy

[getonbckthr]

VBS :shrug:


Meaty Beaty

or

Big & Bouncy
bouncy

ja adande or michael smith

[Efilnikufesin]

bouncy

ja adande or michael smith

Who.. I guess I will go with Mikey Smith..

Other hand or The stranger

[getonbckthr]

Who.. I guess I will go with Mikey Smith..

Other hand or The stranger
The stranger, you can brag about the stranger otherhand everyone has used it.


Mike Sweeney or Corey Snyder (bigger Sox Killer)

[Bonzosa]

The stranger, you can brag about the stranger otherhand everyone has used it.


Mike Sweeney or Corey Snyder (bigger Sox Killer)

Snyder

Brat or Hot Dog?

[Efilnikufesin]

Brat

Worst signing
Jaime Navarro or Albert Belle

[getonbckthr]

Brat

Worst signing
Jaime Navarro or Albert Belle
One was instead of Bonds and one instead of Clemens, I will say Navarro.

Most hype
Corey Patterson Brandon MCcarthy

[StockdaleforVeep]

One was instead of Bonds and one instead of Clemens, I will say Navarro.

Most hype
Corey Patterson Brandon MCcarthy

patterson

Most insane

Efilnikufesin

or

wesley willis

[Unregistered]

Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor. I got up and knocked him to the floor. He was being a jagoff.

Jefferson or Madison?

You can't just change your name, you turd.

Madison.

40 testicles or 40 pound testicles?

[fquaye14ten]

looking at those pictures or admitting that one of our admins is a fag who changes his login name